Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML
Today, it wasn't until I heard something fly off the roof of my car and hit the trunk, then asphalt, that I remembered where I left my phone while unlocking the car door. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, the little bell in my car that lets you know your keys are still in your ignition went out. How did I find out? I locked myself out of both my house and my car. FML
Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
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Leptailurus 0
This is why you never... EVER... leave the keys in the ignition when you get out of the car.
allmidnighteyes 11
Who the **** puts their phone on top of their car when they're getting in? Don't most people have it in their pocket or in their bag?
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Comments (120)
ohaiii 0
at least now you can call the police....
_Linda_Stone_ 0
You idiot..
Moo_Horse 0
well thats dumb its a laptop it doesnt have a heart therefore does not require cpr. you my good sir are an idiot.
zimandme123 0
ummmm, your point????? just cal the fire department, with our phone that is apparently still intact!! geez is really that hard? still a funny fml. :)
packerjake 0
There's an app for that.
packerjake 0
There's an app for that.
BelleBelle_fml 11
Wow...you just suck at life. lol
Ketchup_Castle 30
It's a good thing you found your phone then.
Jordyn345 4
Well at least you had youre phone so you could call someone!
ILIKETOTROLL 0
#8 u have nice **** lol