Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML
Today, it wasn't until I heard something fly off the roof of my car and hit the trunk, then asphalt, that I remembered where I left my phone while unlocking the car door. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, the little bell in my car that lets you know your keys are still in your ignition went out. How did I find out? I locked myself out of both my house and my car. FML
Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
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Leptailurus 0
This is why you never... EVER... leave the keys in the ignition when you get out of the car.
allmidnighteyes 11
Who the **** puts their phone on top of their car when they're getting in? Don't most people have it in their pocket or in their bag?
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firebirdforever 0
I'm going to say fake on this one. The whole looking the keys in while their in the ignition has been solved by auto makers for some years. Of course, she could be driving an older car. However, my car is five years old, and is a very plain jane model but has this handy dandy function where, if the keys are in the ignition IT WILL NOT LOCK. Nope, it won't. So, I'm calling fake on this one.
iFruit 0
Lol it's totally worth it. I'd be happy
Trollkiller 0
those ppl who sayin it's fake, plz get a life the car I have is hummer 2 even in this car once my keys got locked in but it's not some big problem. just need to call cops here n they then call ppl who can easily open the doors for u. though they charge abt $15 here so it's not fml it's mylifesgood
thedragonreign 0
at least you had your phone
sjx 0
oh shut up
freudianego 0
What is it with women and cars...
idrivefast 0
At least you had your phone to call someone about it
georgie_sweetypi 0
ouch bad times... but when i first read it i wondered how you could lock the car without having your keys with you... i hate autolock!
ReecesPieces 0
Break the Window.......
hot_stang_fml 0
welcome t my life