a genius
United States
This is lit
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
kaycie_lynn
United States
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
OuttaNowhere81
United States
Smoke 'em while you can
Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
Anonymous
Close but no cigar
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
RingofFire
Edenville, United States
Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
Anonymous
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
crayons128
United States
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Seriously?
Irvine, United States
Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML
Poser
Canada
Today, I was at a bar and met this great guy. He was going outside for a smoke and I wanted to go too. Since I don't smoke, I decided to borrow one of my friends cigarettes as an excuse to go outside with him. As I was lighting the cigarette, he pointed out that I was lighting the wrong end. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML
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deeznutzismine 0
Surgeon General is right - Smoking CAN kill you! or ... at least light your head on fire.
EMG1 0
Oh well, smoking is bad!
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paleknight47 0
Hey.... Stop being so hot headed...
miamiheat244 0
#8 if everybody smoked weed we would all be chill
deadpoetic333 0
**** all you people who give people who smoke shit for what they do. It's their ******* body dipshits, let them do whatever the **** they want with it. I don't smoke, but I get so pissed when people say shit like 'smoking kills' to random people smoking. Like wtf, stfu and live your ******* life. but yeah, ive lit my bangs on fire twice i think... thou both times i was lighting a bowl and had a tweaked lighter that flame grew to about 3 inches.
Ohshitdude 21
Dude, respect, thank you for not being a douche.
lol_lmao 0
lol thats natures way of saying DONT SMOKE.
shnibz101 0
YDI for smoking
railfan_fml 0
ydi for smoking
ericvolp12 0
marryjane all da way I smoke weed too tho...
rachelwhaatt 0
ydi for smoking.
I_is_awesome 0
Smoking = Bad
grandmasboy09 0
haha, i had that too! poor you.