Mike Messenger
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
West Palm Beach, United States
This is going to get old pretty quick
Today, I moved into a new house, I couldn't help but notice a car alarm going off, so I investigated my neighbors. Turns out it's their bird. It imitates chainsaws, car alarms, and much more. FML
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King_paradox 22
Well, what an alarming situation
fay32 16
the chainsaw will come in handy when you've just watched a scary movie by your self. ..
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King_paradox 22
Well, what an alarming situation
caohm 18
the bird may or may not have an unfortunate accident in the near future if they don't shut it up.
\ 28
Teach it to say "I did your mom!"
Rainhawk94 27
ba dum tsst
vipirius 18
23. I'm pretty sure OP isn't a 12 year old.
rich443 22
Why must we start with bird violence. Maybe try peaceful talk with the neighbours to see if they can silence it. If not, I agree kill it.
\ 28
I understand, but it's better that than a chainsaw...
lambda_fml 40
No dude chainsaw is way cooler.
kristallan 4
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FimogenFeels 14
That sucks! Might want to invest in some earplugs!
TwistedCherub1 15
I remember living in apartments and thinking someday I would have a house where I wouldn't have to hear everything the neighbors do. I wish that were true. I guess ear plugs or living away from town are the only way to get peace and quiet.
\ 28
I prefer the latter.
xx000o 27
Worst thing on my list is a smoke detector.
fay32 16
the chainsaw will come in handy when you've just watched a scary movie by your self. ..
olpally 33
That isn't mr. Rogers neighborhood. Tough luck op.
Since1998 20
Not sure if this comment relates, or if I am an idiot
tyler_mcdolan 10
Time to invest in noise canceling headphones
justconcon33 7
I'd pay to hear a bird that can imitate a chainsaw.
MrSassypants 34
Then give me $50 bucks and I'll direct you to a YouTube video. You could look it up yourself.... actually, you can't, you have to pay me $50.
caohm 18
#7 you live up to your name *nods sagely*
sarah6786 14
Lyre bird can I think.
Wowxoxo 17
If you youtube the lyre bird (as the person above me indicated) then you'll get to see this on the documentary without even needing to pay anybody!
saad2605 16
#6 I'm sure OP wouldn't mind renting you a room if she has a spare. You can pay her $200 a month or something. Plus you get a dream come true ;P
WCARlover 35
Welcome to the neighborhood :D
Axel5238 29
The opportunities for hilarity...OP please continue to make fml's regarding the amazing bird if something happens.
rich443 22
I can see it now " Today, I started my mission to assassination my neighbours loud bird...."
junkman6 22
Just round up some stray cats for the assassination. Please, I can already see the FML. Today, a horde of stray cats got into my house and ate my bird. FML.
giraffelovergirl 19
Time to invest in a new house... Or a gun to kill the bird
JaegerMayCry 13
Boy, that escalated quickly
rich443 22
if anything that deescalated quickly. I think I'd would try killing bird first before buying a new house or maybe seeing if the neighbours can shut the bird.
rich443 22
up*
Krouser82 1
Look up lyre bird on YouTube.