Mike Messenger
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
West Palm Beach, United States
This is going to get old pretty quick
Today, I moved into a new house, I couldn't help but notice a car alarm going off, so I investigated my neighbors. Turns out it's their bird. It imitates chainsaws, car alarms, and much more. FML
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King_paradox 22
Well, what an alarming situation
fay32 16
the chainsaw will come in handy when you've just watched a scary movie by your self. ..
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Dobhrionn 10
That would usually be found in Australia. If you want to, you could easily teach it a thing or two for a bit of entertainment
ThatFancyPenn 18
Time to pull out the BB gun
edward_cossett 5
those birds are so cool! :D
spluver0005 17
That is one badass bird
peacejunior 12
earblugs my friend earblugs.
Gho5tk3y 17
earPlugs*
100ryan 8
I'd recommend a shotgun
rich443 22
that's too big of a gun bb gun tops but I'm thinking ninja dart gun
FlyingPie 17
Sounds like your new neighborhood is for the birds.
Gho5tk3y 17
I wonder if it can imitate the sound of birdshot >:)
perdix 31
No wonder your rent was so… *lowers sunglasses* cheep.
zoegirl_455 30
I have to wonder how that bird chose to mostly imitate chainsaws and car alarms...probably not a good thing that bird heard those specific sounds so much to be able to imitate them
Ki11erC 18
I thought serial killers and car thieves were commonplace in every neighbourhood?