Mike Messenger
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
West Palm Beach, United States
This is going to get old pretty quick
Today, I moved into a new house, I couldn't help but notice a car alarm going off, so I investigated my neighbors. Turns out it's their bird. It imitates chainsaws, car alarms, and much more. FML
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King_paradox 22
Well, what an alarming situation
fay32 16
the chainsaw will come in handy when you've just watched a scary movie by your self. ..
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ohSNAPyall 27
Or a mockingbird.
happyfingers 15
I am a big animal lover. To the point that if I see news stories about a child being bitten by a dog or someone attacked by an animal the only reason I read it is because I want to know what happened to the animal. "Oh no, a little girl was bit by a dog! I hope they didn't put it down..." And yet, I still think your situation sucks. Hopefully you can find a way to peacefully resolve the problem.
uglyluckgirl 8
What about gunshots? o.O
alienator_fml 4
At least you know that if you ever want to pursue that video editing career, you have sound effects and a potential serial killer as a neighbor.
NYKTim 5
Honestly that could be a class act. I would so love to hear that. But after it gets annoying you should invest in some war plugs OP!
buckdharma 38
I can see it now, one day your car will get stolen and you will be thinking *It's that damn bird again.*
Dawnstempest 17
Or any bird in the Sturnidae family. All are mimics (quite capable too).
catsie_fml 14
Good to know that nobody will ever realize if your neighbors become murderers...
DorkAlert 10
And much more huh? One of my guesses is the sex noises that they make.
TheTeacher34 5
It's called a Lyre bird.It can imitate everything.Search youtube for that..But I don't think it's legal to sell them.