Moving home, Alcohol and Love: This aged well

This aged well

By rugs - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while moving, I asked my wife where she put the alcohol. She told me she threw it out, because it was old. It was Scotch. It's supposed to be old. FML

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Emrysa 1

Friday 6 August 2010 12:20

Tell her since she thinks old things are usless, you're going to toss her in the trash if she keeps aging.

sweetdreams999 0

Friday 6 August 2010 12:22

lmao wow you wife must really not be a drinker.

Comments

MRCC_fml 0

Friday 6 August 2010 19:12

Maybe this is your wife way of saying you drink too much

lemonsloth 0

Friday 6 August 2010 19:14

lmfao, this is part of the plot to an episode of corner gas. totally fake.

betty66 3

Friday 6 August 2010 19:19

alcohol doesn't get old!

awilso13 8

Friday 6 August 2010 19:59

My fault, I thought I was only required to write proper in my $750 english class; I didn't know I was receiving college credits for this. Thanks for the heads up.

ttmab7 2

Wednesday 20 March 2013 14:58

*properly

BubbaCatLove 0

Friday 6 August 2010 20:06

Alcohol NEVER goes bad. YDI for marrying the dumbest b**** ever. Good job, OP.

Fantasmo 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 5:48

Wine goes bad

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Sunday 8 August 2010 2:15

and beer skunks.

johnfuknstamos 0

Friday 6 August 2010 20:20

that's a problem tell her to get more on her way home

Elizabeth123654 0

Friday 6 August 2010 20:23

this is so fake! this was on the TV show Corner Gas. Plus, it's a really common joke. You're wife's not stupid, your just naive.

Mylife_is_so_fd 0

Friday 6 August 2010 21:03

quick solution. sell your wife and by yourself a new bottle if it`s a good aged scotch then its worth it

foxy1222 0

Friday 6 August 2010 21:08

your wife Is dumb even I know that's suppose to age and I'm soo not your wifes age.

kh8975 4

Friday 6 August 2010 21:46

boohoo you drunk. why would you be so upset about that when there are so many people in the world that have absolutely nothing. you deserve it for being a heartless, sellfish jerk.