Moving home, Alcohol and Love: This aged well

This aged well

By rugs - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while moving, I asked my wife where she put the alcohol. She told me she threw it out, because it was old. It was Scotch. It's supposed to be old. FML

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Juils 5

Tuesday 14 July 2015 5:46

This might be the most painful and heartbreaking thing I've ever read...

carbonbasedcynic 17

Saturday 29 August 2015 4:20

oh.my.god.

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