Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML
Today, I was helping my boyfriend in the garden. When I wanted to break a piece of wood, I lost my balance. Head first against a stone. Result: five stitches in my upper lip, and a loose tooth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML
Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML
Today, I was playing tug of war with my dog. She let go and I ended up punching myself in the mouth. My lip is still swollen. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
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troublant_fml 1
Owww. Don't worry, I heard chipped teeth are sexy. On beavers.
lettertjes 0
Ouch. If you keep the chip, the dentist can glue it back on.
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Comments (63)
buggybeauty 0
*hug* he shouldve watched what he was doing. there's joking around and then there's just being a dumbass
PurelyHabit 0
Shit happens.
Peacemaker9 7
u did say u were play wrestling!!!!!!
haze5 0
u ok???
sabatical 0
men and always "playfully touching it" sheesh
Trumane 4
wonders how long it will take for someone to claim the bf hit her deliberately *aka deliberately to cause injury*
lindsaylikeomg 0
guys must understand that most girls are much more delicate than men are :'(
VerilyISayith 1
So that's what the kids are calling it these days?
suety 0
That happened to me at a party with a glass of water and a very drunk friend. FYL
buggybeauty 0
you must seek revenge. a broken node should do the trick!