Today, I found some charges on my credit card for two round trip tickets to Las Vegas. Turns out my daughter and her unemployed stoner boyfriend stole my credit card and flew to Vegas over the weekend to get married. I paid for my daughter's elopement. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we missed our flights to our dream honeymoon destination, which we were lucky to get with so many flight cancellations, because my selfish stepdaughter anonymously called the airline to report us for drug smuggling, all because I married her dad this afternoon. FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, my son surprised me on my birthday with tickets to a concert I really wanted to see. I was excited, especially since I planned to buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen my credit card to buy them. FML
Today, my daughter, whom I consigned a credit card for, told me she was in a bit of financial trouble. It turns out that she was trying to pay off her credit card with the same credit card her bill was for, and couldn't figure out why it wasn't working. FML
Today, I found out my credit card was maxed out to the penny, all thanks to purchases made on an online wine store. Apparently my mother was thirsty enough to steal from her own son. FML
Today, I learned that my daughter pocketed the money I'd paid so she could go to college. FML
Today, after three weeks of fighting with my husband, I found out that he really didn't create an account on a website for cheaters and charge the bill to his credit card. Our daughter did it as a prank, and only confessed because our fighting was stressing her out. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, I found out that my dad paid for my sister's friend's airplane ticket so she could attend my sister's wedding. I would have been there myself, but I couldn't afford the airplane ticket. FML
Today, after waking up with the worst hangover in years, I got a bank notification that my credit card was maxed out. Apparently, I bought a $1500 plane ticket for my ex-girlfriend to come over this weekend. She’s in South America. FML
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Captain_Jello 0
I would report her for stealing your credit card. You would have 2 things. 1. Your money back 2. Your dumbshit daughter would have to pay for her crimes.
englishmuffin 0
I would disown her. Really, I would.
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Comments (113)
Dojan 16
It's your own fault for having a credit card. An unprotected one at that.
atishe24 9
Ummm...you so deserve it for not being careful with your money!
superapplesauce 2
I know shes ur daughter in law but u need to make sure she and/or he pays it all off and if they refuse i would file a police report
sulitak 27
no, its her daughter and son in law
TeenageAvatar 0
Sue her for the money it cost. That'll teach her. Plus, what a great way to start off her marriage.
SimmoDestroyer 15
Is that you, Stan Smith? Haha.
Gassystevie 6
It's like American dad :)
sayyestothedress 24
Go on Dr. Phil!!
KayyKaylyn 14
Could have her arrested for stealing your money.. Depends on how mad you are lol
fantasyworld 39
You can press charges on her for her stealing your card.
Host2phats 21
sounds like American Dad reference to me