Today, I laced up my fabulous new boots and walked outside to find my hot neighbor, with whom I carpool every morning. I struck a pose, feeling quite confident. Upon taking my first step down the stairs, I fell forward. I woke up an hour later with 7 stitches in my head. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back, and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML
Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, as I was taking out the trash, I spotted my cute neighbor doing the same. In a rush to get out before he went back inside, I slipped on my iced-over porch. I passed out and woke up with a note on my chest saying, "I unlocked your door but you were too heavy to drag inside". FML
Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML
Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML
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Kyothine 0
That's what you get when you think you're hot shit.
DEATHx2 0
klutz
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Comments (60)
eloluvsROCKSTAR 0
describing any item of clothing as fabulous......is a sin and im sorry but, anything that requires lacing is NOT gunna be "fabulous"
Dorchester 0
struck a pose??
HeyThereGorgeous 0
You did not fall! You were simply testing gravity! That's what you need to tell people.
ironmadion55 0
well that kinda gives him/her the idea that you wanna go out with them...
laur9000 0
wasour cute neighbor with you when you woke up? because if he was...what are you complaining about...but anyway...sounds like something i would do
laur9000 0
wasour cute neighbor with you when you woke up? because if he was...what are you complaining about...but anyway...sounds like something i would do
Cristaderzi 0
Vanity is indeed a deadly sin!!!!
lovergirl7 1
you struck a pose? where the **** were you the runway?
Origami86 6
Soooooo you were going to win him over with your new boots ? Where's Quagmire with his feet fetish ? Giggity!
Brendan3693 0
new boots $50 carpooling $20 car $14,500 falling on your face in front of your hot neighbor priceless there are some things money can buy. for everything else, use FALLONMYASS debit card.