Today, I was wondering why my home smelled so weird, until I found out that my 4 year old son had been secretly scattering around food he didn't like to eat throughout the house. How did I find out? No one else in this family leaves half eaten spinach all over my underwear drawer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while searching for the pungent odor that has been lingering in my son's bedroom, I discovered various types of juice my son has been "storing" to make wine. FML
Today, after a week of wondering why my room smelled terrible, I found the culprit: a moldy sandwich I'd hidden under my bed during a movie night to avoid sharing it with my brother. I don’t know what’s worse - the smell or the fact that I was outsmarted by a sandwich. FML
Today, I grabbed a fresh hand towel from the drawer in the bathroom. I wiped my hands and noticed they smelled like shit. My 6-year-old had wiped poo from his finger onto the dark grey towels. I guess he sometimes helps the poo out. Good to know. FML
Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird smell in my apartment. I checked everywhere but couldn’t find the source. After a while, I discovered the smell was coming from the pile of laundry I'd left in the corner, laundry that I thought was clean. It was the gym clothes I'd thrown in there three weeks ago. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML
Today, I realized that my two year-old likes to help with the groceries. And by help, I mean hide a bag of chicken. It's been two weeks since I went grocery shopping and I still can't find it, but it smells like something died in my house. FML
Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML
Today, while visiting my son at university, I noticed a funky smell in his room. He admitted to not changing his bedsheets since he moved in 2.5 years ago. I’ve raised an animal. FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
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bittersweets 2
In most families you eat together at one table and get up when everybody is ready. How exactly did your 4 year old son manage to scatter around food througout the house?
pet_virus 0
YDI for making him eat Spinach
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Comments (53)
gareshmear 0
watch out for signs of an eating disorder in the future, not to freak you out or anything...
Anteezy 7
Are you serious? Kids that age often do anything to get out of eating vegetables and other stuff they don't like.
DR3AML0V3R234 0
Lol what a smart 4 year old.
containsnosoy 0
Wow, really? Do you not pay attention to your kid? At four, YOU should know better.
drewbell 0
yeah, spinach, that's what it was!
TheOtherNewest1 6
And how long did it take you to notice that there was half-eaten spinach in your underwear drawer?
abc678hi 0
The cabbage patch kids did it, they want your kid to eat them than spinach...
Fumblez 0
that motherfucking child whip his ass good
Stand_Up 0
YDI for making the poor boy eat spinach D:!
stokedoc 0
ew. but spinach is gross, so YDI
brookwick 0
hopefully that spinach wasn't in there for a while , not because it would soil or anything , but because it would be sad if you hadn't been in that drawer for a couple days ...