Today, I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year-oldish daughter. Apparently, they decided to have "The talk." On the plane, right next to me. I heard everything, and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I was sitting on a plane waiting for everyone to get on. A cute guy around my age had the option of sitting next to me or an old guy. He gave me a horrified look and immediately sat next to the old man. I got to sit next to his mother. She evil eyed me the whole time. FML
Today, at 17 years-old, I discovered how embarrassing it is to have your kid scream on a flight and how hard it is to calm them down. FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, I was on a plane with my grandma. A cute guy sat down next to her. She asked his age. He told her he was 16. She said, "Oh, that's how old my granddaughter here is." She then turned to me and said loudly, "You should switch seats with me, he's HOT!" Well, at least Grandma loves me. FML
Today, after years of wonderful flying experiences, I boarded a flight and took my seat only to find a baby sitting in front of me, behind me, and to the right of me, and across the aisle from me. All of whom decided to cry in unison. It was a 9-hour flight. FML
Today, my only daughter and her boyfriend sat me down for an important talk. I was thrilled, thinking they were engaged or pregnant. They actually wanted to tell me they're moving half way around the world. FML
Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML
Today, I was asleep on a plane. I woke up after feeling the plane jolt and I screamed at the top of my lungs. The little girl next to me told me I was a sissy. Everyone around us laughed. FML
Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
velocraptor 0
Better late than never!
viral_fml 0
A little sad, but I'm assuming it was an in depth discussion? 3:
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (80)
ajlardner 0
Seventeen made me roll on the floor laughing.
Victoria_fml 0
Well if you learned new things, that's good, no...?
BikerMike 0
so tell us what you learned
plexico 4
I'm glad you now know the difference between a Cleveland Steamer and a Dirty Sanchez, but I don't think parents ought to be teaching that to their young kids anyways. If the kids are too lazy or stupid to Google it, let them learn it the hard way.
iFruit 0
Lmao why would they do it on a plane, where everyone can hear? I bet you're not the only one who heard, OP.
fangsupKELS 0
Haha my mom gave me "the talk" in our car as we were going to get friendlys. She ruined a perfectly good icecream trip and it was soooo akward
lacedheadbands 0
#41 and others -- at least your parents/guardians gave you the talk
DameGreyWulf 1
Indeed... I can't remember recieving "the talk" myself. Hooray for the Internet!
cthulhu1138 1
As the saying goes, you learn something new every day.
jonny2x4 0
So you finally learned what a rusty trombone is? Now you know...and knowing is half the battle. Today's word is "blumpkin".
babydollxD 0
wow.
BeccaBek 0
Not FYL....F that 12 year old girl's life for getting "the talk" in public.