Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of two years after eating in a 5-star restaurant. She said that she wasn't ready, and that she would walk home by herself, which she did. A homeless gentleman walked up from behind me, patted me on the back, and said, "Bitches, man." I cried. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Being a chef of a highly-rated restaurant, I cooked a well-liked dish. Not only did she say no, but commented on how bland and tasteless the meal was. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
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ComoEsJuan 24
I propose he might have been in the same situation before.
wRIPPERw 23
Just wait awhile, OP. She'll come around eventually.
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Comments (112)
AquaManatee 8
The bitch thing she did was walk home by herself and not talk to you about it like a mature adult.
squideth 18
How do you know they didn't talk about it later? She probably walked home to avoid awkwardness in public and to think things over. But why am I trying to rationalize anything, I can see you're one of those people who thinks women are "bitches" no matter what they do.
sdroze1389 31
what five star restaurant has homeless guys in it?
siggy_mcsigx 22
good point. Now I'm envisioning the beginning of a rom flick where OP chased his girlfriend to the front steps, she left him there, and the homeless man made a wisecrack.
sdroze1389 31
sad part is I wouldn't be surprised to see that pile in theatres in nine months. it'll star Bradley cooper and Jennifer Lawrence, 90% chance.
Dif_fml 12
She's probably cheating
TallMist 32
She isn't ready for marriage, so she's cheating? GREAT LOGIC! /s
BananaButt42 9
two years isn't that long. i wouldn't be ready after two years.
denwing82 4
If she has to think whether she loves you or not, then may be it was for the better.
ninotjkaf 1
itll be ok. at least she didnt say yes and then after youve let every one u possibly know that ur engaged, you find out she hasnt told anyone. for what ever reason... smh fml :(((((
mistress_paz 30
Hang in there; I wish you all the best.
teresa96706 29
Dating for only 2 years seems like a pretty short relationship to start thinking of living together. Just to clarify why I think so: I been best friends with my boyfriend for 10 years, been dating him for almost 7 years. We are in college and are waiting till we can even afford the expenses of our "dream" wedding before we marry. I hope the both of you are still dating and her walking home was a way to not create an awkward date.
ndnpride88 25
Better luck next time
michael_wells831 16
I'd like to meet that hobo and shake his hand haha