Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of two years after eating in a 5-star restaurant. She said that she wasn't ready, and that she would walk home by herself, which she did. A homeless gentleman walked up from behind me, patted me on the back, and said, "Bitches, man." I cried. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Being a chef of a highly-rated restaurant, I cooked a well-liked dish. Not only did she say no, but commented on how bland and tasteless the meal was. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
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ComoEsJuan 24
I propose he might have been in the same situation before.
wRIPPERw 23
Just wait awhile, OP. She'll come around eventually.
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Comments (112)
jeriaslovesyou 16
Aww, I'm sorry OP. The right one will come!
redneck66 11
Nooooo she wasn't ready!!!- Kevin Hart
MistahJ94 8
at least someone supports you
at0micmin3r 23
Sorry dude... It's not her fault she wasn't ready, BUT it's not YOURS either!!! So don't beat yourself up over it. Give her time and if she never comes around, then and ONLY then is she not worth it.
Sockmonkey12 10
Homeless dudes understand
Taurus_ChicKa 37
At least she didn't make a big scene about it. A lot of girls do that when they're proposed to in a public place. But it sounds like she doesn't want to break up, she just isn't ready for that big step. Let her think for a while, and then just be gentle with her. Just talk to her and make sure she's okay, etc.
lorenz77_fml 5
Poor you :(
fml510605 16
Awww I'm sorry
JHamm2121 15
How do you think he became homeless?!?
fantasyworld 39
She is one.