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Today, my brother called me a clueless idiot after I told him that odometers measure distance traveled, not a person's body odor. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Haha, okay, SURE. Riddle me this: what does MPH stand for if not Mustiness Per Human?

Well I wish it could be low, so you could say it's his IQ

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So why would he think that would be installed In a car? And does he think when the number goes up you're getting stinkier as you drive?

"Today, I dropped my IQ on the floor and it shattered into little pieces, FML"

With that logic, I wonder how he explains the numbers continuing to increase no matter how many showers he takes? ... He does shower right?

Yeah, YOU're the clueless idiot.

There are just a time of stupid people out there in the world that you can't win an argument with. They are too stupid to understand a point you are making. Avoid these people unless there a sibling just slap him round the face every time you see him or something

Someone needs to reevaluate his edumacation