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This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
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The more you know
Today, my brother called me a clueless idiot after I told him that odometers measure distance traveled, not a person's body odor. FML
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Tripartita 45
Haha, okay, SURE. Riddle me this: what does MPH stand for if not Mustiness Per Human?
JayRod17 12
Well I wish it could be low, so you could say it's his IQ
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jakers8424 18
What did his read
higgysaurus 18
These go up to 11...
dcam13 19
ignorance is bliss.
JayRod17 12
Well I wish it could be low, so you could say it's his IQ
Xealkry 18
Clearly he doesn't do research. Show him online.
MELKOZAR 27
That's pretty terrible not to know that.
rachelthelime_fml 29
How would one measure body odor? What kind of scake would exist?
Mackade 18
i think theyd use a scale.
rachelthelime_fml 29
Of what kind though? Numbers, or other smells?
2C0OL4SCH0OL 17
Does he even go to school?
PePziNL 20
Nope, he's 2CO0L4 that.
8313girl 28
Maybe he was dropped on his head. I mean who doesn't know what an odometer is for. Smh
BShek 12
Oh my god... Everybody nose that...
cyrus8591 5
Was that a pun
XxDanno316xX 27
Pun? You should have smelt that from a mile away
IndianaJoe0321 19
I see what you did there ...
WaTwatooie 5
CN oahou lalaalla bGAGEL SANDWICH BENISSSSS :DDDDDDD WANGO
vikky538 29
I can smell the stupid odor
SecundusSecunda 27
Fart and walk out while telling him to use the odometer. It is the only way.
Tripartita 45
Haha, okay, SURE. Riddle me this: what does MPH stand for if not Mustiness Per Human?
WinterChild 20
Uh pretty sure it's monomaniacal photogenic hummus...
paravoz 30
it is a pain scale that measures from 1- 160 My Penis Hurts (mph)
ladycryptic 19
Well duh, everyone knows that! /s
Fuster_Cluck 5
Odometers have NOTHING to do with mph
Fuster_Cluck 5
Odometers have nothing at all to do with mph