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Today, my brother called me a clueless idiot after I told him that odometers measure distance traveled, not a person's body odor. FML

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Haha, okay, SURE. Riddle me this: what does MPH stand for if not Mustiness Per Human?

Well I wish it could be low, so you could say it's his IQ

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Just go with it, make him embarrass himself

sounds more like his life sucks. life is a lot harder when you are not very smart.

really? how could you have not known that?....... lol

dammit op why aren't you as smart as him!?

I bet he voted for 0bama.

Makes me wonder what the brother thinks a pedometer is.

Maybe he called you a clueless idiot because you didn't get the joke.

Hopefully you explained, the concept of odometer, thoroughly to him!!

Hahahaha this made my day

I suppose intelligence is not hereditary after all.