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This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
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The more you know
Today, my brother called me a clueless idiot after I told him that odometers measure distance traveled, not a person's body odor. FML
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Tripartita 45
Haha, okay, SURE. Riddle me this: what does MPH stand for if not Mustiness Per Human?
JayRod17 12
Well I wish it could be low, so you could say it's his IQ
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Comments (45)
Dominus101 20
Oh Brother ! Smh
EvilLittleMan 23
Make a huge ass wager with him with money up front and on the table and then see if his balls are big enough to back up his confidence.
ad1836 19
I'd probably take that course of action but not towards immediate family lmao
lexred 30
Why don't you call him an clueless idiot?
Eyalsh 32
because that would be a tad ironic
higgysaurus 18
#26 that wouldn't be ironic. The irony took place when OP was originally called a clueless idiot.
Tripartita 45
#57, It would be ironic to call somebody "an clueless idiot" because that misuses the article "an" instead of "a".
Eyalsh 32
Thank you!
Violenna 14
Tell him gullible isn't a word and while he's looking it up, steal his kidney.
Brandi_Faith 34
14's right op, it's pretty much the only option. Lol.
AggieMike77 12
I hope he is maybe two or three years old, otherwise he will be living with your parents for a VERY long time!
91hayek 31
What does he think a pedometer is? Buy him one. Watch the step numbers rack up and watch him go mental.
MonstreBelle 29
Judging by his sheer genius, he would probably think a pedometer measures the pedophiliac tendencies of the sexually perverse.
aleyp63 13
You don't need the pedometer when you can just look at their pedo-stache
RedPillSucks 33
measures his pedophilia affinity?
trucker2 33
Taco Bell means full tank of GAS, too
joelp232 17
theres a special place in the world for people like this
Jets4Life89 4
He might be mentally retarded.
ThePandoricaOpen 18
Except the mentally disabled are smarter than this kid.
countryb_cth 38
Pretty sure OP's brother is just mentally stupid
americanafrican 32
is it possible to train someone that stupid?