Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I left work early because I had a doctor's appointment. After sitting in the waiting room for twenty minutes, I realized I was at my old doctor's office. My actual appointment was across town. I was already late. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office for an appointment. After waiting for ages, I asked the receptionist what the delay was. Apparently, I had no standing appointment today. This is coming from the same receptionist who checked me in nearly two hours ago. FML
Today, I was in the doctor's office waiting for my husband to arrive, when a little old lady sat beside me. She seemed nice, until she started farting and blaming it on me. They weren't silent; they sounded like trucker farts and smelled like death. I was there for over an hour. FML
Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML
Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML
Today, I had two different doctor's appointments with different specialists at the same hospital. Doctor #1 kept me waiting so long doctor #2 refused to see me. I tried to explain I was in the building and why I was late, but he wouldn’t hear it. I’d already waited 4 months for these appointments. FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
Today, I was sitting in the doctor's waiting room and thought that I was alone. I let rip two massive farts before realising there was a very short woman behind the computer screen at the desk. FML
Today, I took a day off from work for a doctor's appointment. It ended up taking a lot longer than I expected, because while I was on my way, my mom called to inform me that my great aunt passed away this morning. As a result, I showed up extremely late and was berated. And the worst part? It's my birthday. FML
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Top comments
Chanti_fml 26
For these moments Steve invented iPods and earplugs!
KrazieKleo 13
What does this have to do with respecting an elder? More like respect someone's personal space..
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Comments (51)
DocBastard 40
We ALWAYS make people wait so we can watch your behaviour and learn about you. That's right, we have hidden cameras in our waiting rooms! Hahah...er... You know I have to kill you all now. Please line up to the left.
NicaLovesDisney 17
Is a bullet the correct prescription here doc?
chrissy2 28
If you are going to kill us, could you at least prescribe us morphine? Thanks.
Krysstinia 2
She was probably lonely and appreciated that you listened to her.
buckdharma 38
After mugging people $20 at a time, she could finally afford her descending cooter operation.
leahmae88 7
My question is; why was an elderly woman's ****** stitched closed? I mean the dust bunnies couldn't of been that bad...could they!
Dcm210 19
Big people are bitter for some reason.
chuckcloninger 12
They are called "legs". You use the to get up and move. (After excusing yourself if you feel the need by saying "Gee, I have to go to the bathroom".).
ellytoad 13
Not if it means potentially missing the appointment.
lolfood 24
You're*
martin_martian7 11
Oh god.
loveistwisted 10
Must have been my mom. ._.
Therewhenneeded 16
She was probably desperately lonely and just wanted to share what was probably the most interesting thing to happen to her. Sucks to have to listen to it but personally I would have grinned and born it simply to be polite and possibly make an old woman's day.