Today, I was driving home, it was 80 degrees out. Making a rare attempt to be eco-friendly, I turned off the A/C and lowered the windows. A bee then flew in through the window, hit my cheek, and stung me. That's what I get for attempting to be eco-friendly. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking a break in my work truck when I saw a huge swarm of bees flying my way. I have a hand crank window so I started cranking it up as fast as I could and the knob snapped off before it closed and I got stung by the whole swarm before I could get out. FML
Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML
Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML
Today, I got up feeling refreshed and positive for the first time in ages, so I happily threw my window open to greet the beautiful morning. A bee flew into my eye. FML
Today, the weather was nice so I decided to eat outside. I quickly found out that my new, expensive hair conditioner attracts bees. Lots of bees. FML
Today, I thought I'd patched up the hole in my window pretty well. That is, until I heard a buzzing noise in my room. There was a huge ass bee that somehow got inside and was trying to escape. I would've helped, but I'm terrified of bees, and I'm now afraid to enter my room. FML
Today, I left the windows open because I live in Florida without air conditioning because the asshole landlord won't fix it. There was nice cool air from the rain. I've killed about 100 flying ants that have made their way inside. Now I have a hot house with closed windows and flying ants. FML
Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML
Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I was waiting in the car for my roommate to come outside so we could get to work. He was taking his sweet ass time. And there was a large wasp flying around. And I have a fear of bees. And the window refused to roll up. I sat there, frozen in fear, until he finally came out. FML
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cefarix 5
Today, my friend and I were out looking for nectar, when a gigantic beast rumbles by and sucks my friend into its gaping jaws. He hits some flesh inside the mouth, and sacrifices himself for the hive by stinging the horrid beast. FML
dant 0
Ironically, at that speed, it's better for the environment to roll up your windows and use the AC. Opening the windows creates enough drag to worsen the MPG.
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epichamsandwich 0
HAHA
Wow467 0
ok an ac wouldn't matter if it on or off, the crank no matter what is spinning a belt connected to ur AC unit, ur being less Eco friendly, use ur electronics all u want, nothin will happen besides ur alternator doing more, ur crank never stops turning ur ac or power steerig or alternated, until engines off, never matters goodjob dumbfucks
SickSickSick7511 0
Opening a window instead of turning on the A/C, to be "eco-friendly" is like donating a penny to AIDS research. You're basically doing nothing.
Brittney_E 0
allergic :o thatd suck
alwaysawesome 0
cannot believe you're so selfish. seriously, that bee died, so you just killed part of nature. and if you turned off the AC more often, you'd find out that doesn't happen to the rest of us
JaxonBeMe 0
You're a ****** ditz. Rolling the windows down actually is the exact opposite of eco-friendly because the aerodynamic drag on your car uses up more fuel. The A/C uses no fuel whatsoever. Now you know. ;D
baden18830 5
hey dipshit, it's more fuel efficient to keep windows up and use AC. windows open creates tons more drag and makes even more resistance to work against. AC uses a fraction of fuel in comparison. worry about ignorance first next time.
mcclure 0
I'm not allergic so I just stay still but 80 degrees come on in az that's considered freezing 110 is considered hot anyway that sucks
mcclure 0
I'm not allergic so I just stay still but 80 degrees come on in az that's considered freezing 110 is considered hot anyway that sucks
alshclown 0
jokes on you. that's not Eco friendly. driving with the Windows down lowers your gas mileage. making it less Eco friendly