Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
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Today, my boyfriend bought me a beautiful pair of very expensive diamond earrings, along with a card that read, "To my beautiful brown eyed Princess." My ears aren't pierced, and my eyes are green. FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed with the biggest, tackiest, most Geordie Shore-style ring I’ve ever seen. I said yes because I love him, but this thing is twice as wide as my finger and just looks horrible compared to the solitaire ring I told him I really liked. I’m embarrassed to be seen wearing it. FML
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kleider1 9
he might have actually saved up for it and gotten ripped off.
cablemirc 2
your cheap boyfriend is just that, cheap. and you know it, so take it or leave it, he is who he is. did you really expect extravagance?
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Comments (210)
Fuhkyoo 17
BITCHES BE GREEDY
TheyCallMeDamien 18
It's not like you didn't know what kind of man you had.
meridius4510 4
Copper
cappellaaa 23
I'd prefer a cheap ring that wouldn't turn my finger green... I think that's what she's getting at here
babe7260 30
ALOT of people have that reaction to gold, check it out before you waste tears !
balletteacher 11
He didn't go to Jared.
mercsl65 7
So? He loves you. Not your makeup face or your expensive shoes or whatever you have. The fact u base his love on some ufcking rock a kid pulled out of the ground in Africa means u r not ready for a marriage.
SoylentCandycorn 10
The fact that he's willing to buy his girlfriend cheap junk and lie to her about it instead of being honest shows he's not ready for marriage.
mercsl65 7
Maybe I didn't read the fml right but op didn't mention her fiancé told op the ring was a REAL huge diamond ring.
FlashBurn 13
So he's cheap and you expected something better for a wedding ring... Interesting. They're cheap until they die.
cianodonn 2
Why did your finger turn green?
perfectflower 12
I understand the feeling