abbielane
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Rochester, United States
The great pretender
Today, my daughter tried to sneak out of the house. When I caught her, she freaked out and punched me in the face. She then "snapped out of it" and claimed she was sleepwalking. FML
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plaguer 26
She obviously needs a lot more rest due to "sleepwalking". Her new bedtime should be 7, just to make sure.
Pentium_4 27
wow. if i was caught sneaking out of the house, the LAST thing i would do is punch one of my parents in the face, unless i wanted to die...
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Donutmaster 0
classic kids
Donutmaster 0
thats cause ur getto
stonedfishies 10
Even if I was "sleepwalking" and punched my mom in the face, she'd still beat the shit outta me.
leboomkeeng 1
It's actually very common for sleepwalkers to do some sort of violent or destructive action seconds after being woken up, her story checks out to me.
wow2mylife 25
but they won't know they were violent
chiaying 2
Snap at her
1SxcBuNnii 10
That is one smart daughter. Hahahaha
locky999 1
I've read a lot of sleep walking excuse on this site.. -_-
wow2mylife 25
my family has an history of sleepwalking and all the doctors said that if you try wake them up they can get aggressive but they won't remember they hit you