abbielane
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Rochester, United States
The great pretender
Today, my daughter tried to sneak out of the house. When I caught her, she freaked out and punched me in the face. She then "snapped out of it" and claimed she was sleepwalking. FML
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plaguer 26
She obviously needs a lot more rest due to "sleepwalking". Her new bedtime should be 7, just to make sure.
Pentium_4 27
wow. if i was caught sneaking out of the house, the LAST thing i would do is punch one of my parents in the face, unless i wanted to die...
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Comments (134)
RomanBeauty 0
At least you have a daughter who is quick on her feet.
lovelyspyder 7
At least you know she can defend herself against prowlers? But seriously, take away her phone. She will learn her lesson.
MrRager7 1
The day that my kid puts a hand on me is the day they get sent to the cemetery
CatieMac 0
i really have been caught sleep walking out of my house. of course i was 8 and woke up by the highway...
GetDirtyDoWork 1
Hahahaha omg.
False_Stupidity 42
What a liar. Whom did she learn that from.
10121995 0
Reminds me of step brothers XD
iilovecokee 6
Such great improv, this is quite funny! But really, you could have delivered a nice slap across the face just before you snapped out of your own "sleepwalking" escapade. She wouldn't dare use that excuse again.
KirshaMarie92 0
Haha wow that really just made my day and I was having a horrible day. So thank you!(:
debins33 1
You let you're daughter punch in the face?!