Today, while working my shift at the grocery store, we ran out of muffins. I'm a little overweight, and I guess that's the reason an irate customer accused me of eating all of them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, at my store, I had an old man violently accuse me of charging him for an extra pack of 99¢ Mounds candy yesterday. He held up my line for 10 minutes, fighting me about it. I didn't even work yesterday. FML
Today, I stopped at a mini-mart and bought a family-size bag of potato chips, a tub of dip, a box of toaster pastries, and some snack cakes. The guy at the counter said, "Wow, someone's hungry!" I told him it wasn't all for me, paid, and left in a huff. It was all for me. I ate it all by that evening. FML
Today, I got yelled at in a grocery store by a customer who recognized me from the pizza place where I work. Apparently, I forgot mushrooms on her pizza earlier this afternoon. I had the day off, but thanks for the verbal lashing, lady. FML
Today, while working as a barista, a customer yelled about her muffins and butter not being ready since she only had a "short time to eat". There were 7 tip giving customers ahead of her, but I rushed her order. She gave no tip and stayed for over an hour. FML
Today, I'm a cashier in a grocery store. The visiting regional manager tore me a new one for being lazy. His reason? After working a double shift with no break, I decided to sit down for a minute when things got slow. FML
Today, I walked into a store to buy a type of bread I like. The stuff was sold out, so I asked an employee when they'll be restocking it. The employee yelled at me, because, "They do have that bread," walks to the isle, and then when she saw that they really were out of the bread, she walked off. FML
Today, the McDonald's in my town ran out of fries. I was the one who had to tell all the angry customers we had no more fries in the store. FML
Today, my boss sent me home from work because she saw me not checking under my customer's cart to see if they had any hidden groceries. I didn't check because the customer threatened to "kick my ass" if I "accused him of stealing" by checking. FML
Today, I was cussed out by a customer who was unhappy, and he asked to speak with my manager. When I told him I owned the store, he said that that was the problem. Apparently women are "too flaky" to run a bakery properly. FML
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Top comments
dca101 23
People can be so rude these days :/
AnonymousFunFMLs 18
He's just an asshole.
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Comments (82)
ethan_unoxx 29
"why you gotta be so rude?"
PenguinBitch 44
"Don't you know I'm hungry too"
SkittlesGoRawr 19
" Why ya gotta be so rude? I'm gonna eat it anyway~ eat that food, eat it anyway~ " Sorry, I'll stop now.
lennon_ 16
Well you can lose the weight.. people like that will be dicks forever.
steveykinz0967 16
The real question is how did you reply to such a dick?
stormchaser24 24
You should have said "and they were delicious"
orphanclubber 8
What an asshole sorry op on the bright side an asshole didn't get his muffin that day :D
UmmOkThen 31
Now that customer is just mean. People these days have no sense of decency or respect. On another note that situation is super funny when you aren't the one getting called fat.
allieallie18 7
dicks like that don't deserve muffins
Ethan4an 6
lz
Fatfairygoth 11
Should've said yes. So he couldn't eat them all, because if he's fat AND has a crappy personality then he's really got bugger all going for him. And then kicked him.
Marie54321 19
I would've told them they should be thanking me for saving them from those calories