Today, while working my shift at the grocery store, we ran out of muffins. I'm a little overweight, and I guess that's the reason an irate customer accused me of eating all of them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, at my store, I had an old man violently accuse me of charging him for an extra pack of 99¢ Mounds candy yesterday. He held up my line for 10 minutes, fighting me about it. I didn't even work yesterday. FML
Today, I stopped at a mini-mart and bought a family-size bag of potato chips, a tub of dip, a box of toaster pastries, and some snack cakes. The guy at the counter said, "Wow, someone's hungry!" I told him it wasn't all for me, paid, and left in a huff. It was all for me. I ate it all by that evening. FML
Today, I got yelled at in a grocery store by a customer who recognized me from the pizza place where I work. Apparently, I forgot mushrooms on her pizza earlier this afternoon. I had the day off, but thanks for the verbal lashing, lady. FML
Today, while working as a barista, a customer yelled about her muffins and butter not being ready since she only had a "short time to eat". There were 7 tip giving customers ahead of her, but I rushed her order. She gave no tip and stayed for over an hour. FML
Today, I'm a cashier in a grocery store. The visiting regional manager tore me a new one for being lazy. His reason? After working a double shift with no break, I decided to sit down for a minute when things got slow. FML
Today, I walked into a store to buy a type of bread I like. The stuff was sold out, so I asked an employee when they'll be restocking it. The employee yelled at me, because, "They do have that bread," walks to the isle, and then when she saw that they really were out of the bread, she walked off. FML
Today, the McDonald's in my town ran out of fries. I was the one who had to tell all the angry customers we had no more fries in the store. FML
Today, my boss sent me home from work because she saw me not checking under my customer's cart to see if they had any hidden groceries. I didn't check because the customer threatened to "kick my ass" if I "accused him of stealing" by checking. FML
Today, I was cussed out by a customer who was unhappy, and he asked to speak with my manager. When I told him I owned the store, he said that that was the problem. Apparently women are "too flaky" to run a bakery properly. FML
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dca101 23
People can be so rude these days :/
AnonymousFunFMLs 18
He's just an asshole.
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Comments (82)
worldclassrager 41
Always need to blame someone...let's hope he comes in when you are not on your hours
girlygirlomg 3
You're a "little overweight"? Are you sure? If that guy is blaming you, then that could mean something else...Anyway, if him accusing you about eating all the muffins bothers you so much, you should do something about it instead of whining on FML. He blamed you because it's OBVIOUS that you would do such a thing. If someone like Megan Fox was there, she wouldn't be blamed. Js
lumpyspacequeen 11
Well that's enough to cake anyone's day bad
scice03 8
I woulda started lickin' my fingers.
girlygirlomg 3
Again, if the guy blamed the OP for eating all the muffins, it's for a reason. It's time to make a change and do something about it.
magicalgirlhaha 1
Well he blamed you because obviously you eat too much, duh. "a little overweight" psh yeah right.
cp399 14
I'm sorry, how rude of them!
funnybunny3647 4
rude much!!!!! wot a bitch!!!!!
TwentyFourBeerz 18
You don't gotta take it personal tho.
False_Stupidity 42
I would have said "Mmm, and they were really yummy too, you should try one.. oh wait" and then cackled evilly. Of course, I probably would have gotten into trouble after when he/she complains to my boss but it would be worth it.