Today, I had my first job interview in months. The guy chuckled mockingly at my master's degree in philosophy and wound up admitting that he had no idea why I'd even been selected to be interviewed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to an important job interview, only to be told I'm not what such a "prestigious" company was looking for. This from a pimply-faced 20-something who took a personal call on speakerphone mid-interview, and actually said "LMAO" out loud at his friend's joke. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML
Today, I had my first job interview since graduating from university. The person who interviewed me informed me that not using my degree after two years practically makes it null and void. I guess instead of being a financial advisor at the company, I could always be a janitor there. FML
Today, I went to a job interview. I never applied for the job, they'd sought me out, had a phone interview, and sent samples, all before the face-to-face interview. Turns out none of the people I met with had even read my resume or writing samples. I was told I might not be a good fit. FML
Today, I had a job interview with a world-renowned forensic psychologist, and it fits my degree perfectly. He didn't want to hire me, but he'd like me to return as a patient. FML
Today, I had a job interview, for which I spent hours preparing. My interviewer was nothing more than a pimple-faced teen, and after only two minutes of reviewing my qualifications, he lost interest and started asking such questions as which Hogwarts house is my favorite. FML
Today, I had my first job interview for eight months. My interviewer noticeably yawned during my reply to the first question. FML
Today, I was at a job interview for a position I really needed. Somehow, the interviewer and I started talking about fishing. I joked, "I'm a master baiter." Needless to say, I didn't get the job. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The moment I walked into the room, the interviewer said, "OK, I will interview you, but there is no way I'm hiring you." FML
Today, after months of unemployment, I got an interview. It went great until the recruiter asked if I had questions. Trying to sound thoughtful, I asked, "What do employees dislike most about working here?" The recruiter laughed and said, "That's a unique way to phrase that." I spent the rest of the interview wondering why my brain chose violence at the worst possible moment. FML
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Bluepies 24
Yeah, I'm in the "You had not one, but two chances to major in something useful" camp. What did you expect?
tigerisabelle 31
You should philosophize about why certain portions of mankind feel the need to be dicks
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aldoshoes 4
I'm with the "Philosophy is interesting, but not particularly useful" crowd. Other than showing you can work hard at something (and good for you) it's not as if it's a degree in engineering/medicine/law is it? A master's in philosophy says to me "tried to put off joining the real world for as long as possible". Hope you find a job though, OP.
FweakofCydonia 40
Some people double major in Philosophy and another subject (like English, Sociology or even Criminology) in order to get into Law school later on. However, Philosophy on its on isn't always practical for the real world. OP's best shot is to explain how his research, communication and writing skills are relevant to whatever position he is applying for.
Headcrab 29
That's what you get when you study for a garbage diploma. Might just as well not have one. In thee times you should choose a field with your mind, and not your heart. Choose something you like and is good for the current market.
GeorgiaBea 28
Kinda of agreeing with others about the majoring in philosophy thing... I would suggest you get your doctorate so you can teach... Otherwise that degree is a huge waste of time.
fantasyworld 39
Philosophy is an useless degree.
TeacherTeacher 11
Screw those people who tell you your degree is worthless. An MA in anything demonstrates perseverance and a sharp mind. Broaden your job search and see what's out there. Once you find something in your field, you won't be one of those poor souls who are wishing away the week starting on Monday and counting the days to retirement.
luther48 20
Getting a basic education is a right. Having said that, extra education (college) is an investment. You're on your own making big kid decisions and have to decide 1. Is it right for you? 2. What is right for you? 3. What will balance return on that investment and satisfaction
Incognico 22
To select or not to select, that's a question you can philosophize about
ZoroMiHawk 25
I don't know what kind of jobs you're looking for, but the core skills you get out of a philoshophy degree is the ability to be able to think things through and from different perspectives, have excellent problem solving skills and other general people skills. So basically you should be looking for a job within the public sector, more specifically jobs which require you to be in constant communication with clients, where you're representing your employer/company/etc.
luther48 20
In most industries, to have the ability to consult and solve problems, you need reasoning AND specific knowledge of the process. Most people don't want to hire a consultant only to train them heavily in the process
dvp_fml 8
I am so glad my tax money went to support you in getting a degree with nearly zero economic value! Maybe my tax money can go to the study of who rocks don't walk next. it should have a similar economic value.
Sickofyouidiots 5
Unless you're going into a job that directly deals with philosophy or historical/famous philosophers YDI.
Dynamite73 25
Really? Philosophy? If you're trying to get a job, why on God's green earth did you major in such a pointless subject? Philosophy one of the lowest levels on the pyramid of basic necessities. It's pointless.