Today, my husband's high school friends got together tonight. Nothing more pathetic than listening to a bunch of losers reliving their glory days as high school seniors. I honestly thought I would have picked someone better than this. My husband fucking peaked at 17. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, my husband hooked up with his classmate in the school I talked him into going to. I helped him pass classes to get there. FML
Today, I was invited to my ten year high school reunion. I refuse to go because I’ll stick out like a sore thumb. All the girls I grew up with will be there with their husbands, while I’m a single loser who can’t get a man to save her life. FML
Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
Today, I wore my high school letterman jacket while I was out shopping. A man saw me and muttered to his wife about how sad it is some adults can't grow up and continue to wear their high school paraphernalia, constantly trying to relive their senior year. I am a senior. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML
Today, I was having a dinner party. My guests were getting along really well. I mean, really well; it turns out they all went to the same high school. For the next five hours, I hosted a high school reunion for a school I didn't even go to, in my own home. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been messaging younger girls on Tinder and trying to meet up. I asked him why he would do such a thing when we have a healthy sex life. His response was ,“They’re just hotter, just like that senior football player you cheated on me with in sophomore year high school.” We’re 40 now. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
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1gullible_bugger 34
If that's how you think of the person you "love" and married, then he should leave you. He deserves better than you!
Hempseed 27
You clearly don't love him. So why the **** are you wasting both your time? If you're unhappy, get a divorce. Or be an adult and work through your bullshit.
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Comments (17)
Tyler Oquain_699739843 6
well most guys talk about the dumb shit they did in high school but if hes married to you that probably was his peak cuz now he deals with you
ariaoflife 8
Are you married to Al Bundy? Seriously, though, there's nothing wrong with talking and laughing about old memories! I still do that with my old high school friends. More of a FHL than an FML if that's how you really think of him.
MandySkittles 18
Heaven forbid your partner reminisce about one of the best times of people's lives with friends. Calling them losers for it makes you sound like a petty, self righteous nag. I couldn't imagine being married to someone like you, no wonder he'd rather live in the past
Lucia Lovecraft 7
WOW you’re a nasty piece of work, OP I hope your husband knows about what you said about him and his friends and divorce your petty ass. Seriously, **** his life being married to a total cow like you.
ninithel 21
This is by far one of the nastiest things I read today... Clearly you don't have any good memories... most likely because being a miserable, bitter cow tends to cloud your perception.
WeirdUS 30
Nothing wrong with nostalgia, but I'm getting the impression this kind of animosity isn't coming from no where. I'm guessing he talks about it a lot for there to be this kind of anger. It's not healthy to hang on too tightly to the past.
Mac James 2
I made an account just to tell you that you're a miserable, Shitty person. I hope your husband sees this and leaves your ass. May you find someone as disgusting as you.