Today, my boss made me give a presentation to several senior company officials about the serious financial losses our division has made this year. Barely an hour later, my boss had palmed all the blame off onto me and gotten me fired. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the CEO of my company wanted to meet with me. I was excited until I found out she just wanted to bitch me out and personally fire me. Later on, I found out my boss had totally shafted me and blamed the failure of a big project on me instead of admitting it was all his fault. FML
Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML
Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, while trying to get my boss to reconsider laying off much of my department, I accidentally convinced him to lay me off too. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
Today, my boss - AKA Satan - told me I'd better watch out, because I'm now top on his list of people to lay off next time the company downsizes. All I did was give a report to the board admitting that our sales are down this year. He blames me for making him look bad. FML
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Top comments
SuperPotato 7
He isn't fit to be a boss, if he can't take responsibility for his own failures, he's going to get fired sooner or later.
Ms_ValS 27
I'm sorry OP. If they sign your payroll, you are basically their bitch it seems. I hope you find work soon.
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Comments (57)
chinagirl3343 8
Yeah that business won't be around long. Any good leader knows it isn't the underling, it is the guy in charge that's to blame for poor performance. Thank your lucky stars you got canned. That company will go bad soon enough with idiots like that in charge.
downer3498 4
Shouldn't it be "pawned off"?
LGuard 13
Almost all the work related FMLs are issues covered by the employment laws of most countries. If you're too idle to pursue justice on the issue either through legal or internal methods it's your own fault.
Shade1982 21
I was actually wondering something along these lines too. So either they're too lazy (like you say), or there is more to it...
twaumat 28
well tell who ever fired you that it was your boss messed up.
pike1346 3
Assholes like this all over the place, sad part is the people he convinced should know your boss approves your work.....so he is still responsible. Accountability is dead these days
Samba1234 13
asshole
worldclassrager 41
That's a but manipulative...
kpohil 13
shit rolls down hill.
fantasyworld 39
Hope you found a new job.