Today, my boss made me give a presentation to several senior company officials about the serious financial losses our division has made this year. Barely an hour later, my boss had palmed all the blame off onto me and gotten me fired. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the CEO of my company wanted to meet with me. I was excited until I found out she just wanted to bitch me out and personally fire me. Later on, I found out my boss had totally shafted me and blamed the failure of a big project on me instead of admitting it was all his fault. FML
Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML
Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, while trying to get my boss to reconsider laying off much of my department, I accidentally convinced him to lay me off too. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
Today, my boss - AKA Satan - told me I'd better watch out, because I'm now top on his list of people to lay off next time the company downsizes. All I did was give a report to the board admitting that our sales are down this year. He blames me for making him look bad. FML
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Top comments
SuperPotato 7
He isn't fit to be a boss, if he can't take responsibility for his own failures, he's going to get fired sooner or later.
Ms_ValS 27
I'm sorry OP. If they sign your payroll, you are basically their bitch it seems. I hope you find work soon.
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Comments (57)
bluevayero 42
Send a couple of mails to the HEADS of the company. In a short time your boss will screw things again and if you are close to the heads they will come to you for help. Dont explain anything. Just keep them close
maraka_musso_fml 16
Your boss is a smart one lol. I hope he'll give you good recommandations for putting all the blame on you to save his position.
fmaae82 12
That's a bitch move
mimikinsz01 6
That was just wrong.
Freethaawave 19
It was the right thing to do
travinator90 9
The usual management tactic, they'd rather pass the blame onto a subordinate than take responsibility themselves.
shadowdragon1 1
Bastard
CanadianCutie22 16
I wouldn't be impressed.
niqniq935 5
You can sue him for that...
horneyhic 15
Whatever it's not that hard to find a new job it only took me 1 week
mfayem 15
Do you also live in El Salvador like the OP?
pitterpatter 11
99% sure the term is "pawned" not "palmed" but that still sucks OP