Today, I found out that I was held back in preschool because of some developmental issues. My parents didn't think it was important enough to mention it to me. Why hadn't I figured it out? They also lied to me about how old I was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out why I was always picked up last from school. My parents didn't want the other parents to find out I was their kid. FML
Today, I found out that the high school program that I was forced into, which kept me in school until I turned 21, was caused by my mom. She put me in the program without telling me and when I first learned about it, she pretended not to know anything so I wouldn't be mad at her. That was 10 years ago. FML
Today, I have problems with my memory. I asked a teacher if I could let my class know a bit about it. The teacher said I'd already told my class about it. My class had even asked a few questions to me about it. I don't remember anything about it. Maybe it didn't happen and the teacher just lied to me. FML
Today, I found out that my parents have been lying about my birthday. Now it makes sense how they "lost the birth certificate" or how many photos of me as a baby are dated before I was actually supposed to be born, because "the camera must've glitched, we must've confused the date we wrote in the back of that card." FML
Today, I found out that my parents lied to me about my GPA so they could go back on our agreement of "3.0 or above or summer school" and had no intention of honoring the agreement anyway. I've been in summer school doing catch-up for kicks. FML
Today, I found out three things: One, I was apparently diagnosed with Tourette's as a child. Two, my parents apparently told everyone about it, and had no idea that I didn't know about this. Three, that the diagnosis is possibly incorrect. I'm in for quite the time. FML
Today, I found out that I was adopted. I'm 46 years old with 11 real siblings and no one bothered to tell me until I found the documents in my dead adoptive father's house. FML
Today, I found out that our neighbors told almost everyone on our street that I was mentally handicapped. All this time I wasn't sure why they would speak slowly and loudly at me. Now they won't believe me when I tell them I'm a 4.0 GPA student. FML
Today, I found out that I have been secretly paying the bills. All the psych treatments and medication tryouts I took as a kid was paid research. My parents spent all the money on themselves and they still wanted me to do the research. They also lied to my school and told them I was autistic. FML
Today, I learned in my child development class that lying in toddlers is a sign of intelligence. I clearly remember that I didn’t even understand the concept of lying until I was 6 years-old. FML
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ausathlete 0
Ouch. At least you're a year closer to being able to go out drinking.
lolinternet 0
Turnabout is fair play. I suggest slipping lots of drugs into their drinks so they fall into a coma and don't wake up for years and then tell them it was only a few days.
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Comments (102)
GriefBacon 0
That's very odd. Why would a parent lie about that?
smpat04 0
Okay, now i know I'm a troll, BUT--- This is hysterical.
moonsolomon 0
I feel like this could actually cause problems. Kids fill in their own information on standardized tests- which they start taking in elementary school. That means every time the OP has filled in a birth date, it's been inaccurate. I can't believe that parents wouldn't consider the ramifications of telling their child that they were born in a different year. That's just absurd.
Rydizzle 0
hahahaha
crazycontagious 0
FYL your parents are dirty, secretive liers, never trust them again.
psos13 0
most ****** up post ive ever seen on this thing god that really blows
AlexZB 0
unlike you my parents pushed me forward in preschool but that doesn't change the fact that your parents a dickheads
fail_safe 0
That sucks big time. But i have to say i laughed hysterically when i read it
sarahvalasco 0
I'm guessing that at one point you got a school ID, and it is almost impossible for this to happen. i don't believe it, but it was fun to read...
usmcwifey0321 0
my school ID never had my age on it just my grade..it is rather unbelievable that parents would allow such a thing to happen..unlikely....but possible
Suckylicious 0
i saw mine the first time today. im 15 and my school didnt know my real name. i also figured out my parents had been celebrating my birthday a day early for 15 years.