Today, I found out that I was held back in preschool because of some developmental issues. My parents didn't think it was important enough to mention it to me. Why hadn't I figured it out? They also lied to me about how old I was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out why I was always picked up last from school. My parents didn't want the other parents to find out I was their kid. FML
Today, I found out that the high school program that I was forced into, which kept me in school until I turned 21, was caused by my mom. She put me in the program without telling me and when I first learned about it, she pretended not to know anything so I wouldn't be mad at her. That was 10 years ago. FML
Today, I have problems with my memory. I asked a teacher if I could let my class know a bit about it. The teacher said I'd already told my class about it. My class had even asked a few questions to me about it. I don't remember anything about it. Maybe it didn't happen and the teacher just lied to me. FML
Today, I found out that my parents have been lying about my birthday. Now it makes sense how they "lost the birth certificate" or how many photos of me as a baby are dated before I was actually supposed to be born, because "the camera must've glitched, we must've confused the date we wrote in the back of that card." FML
Today, I found out that my parents lied to me about my GPA so they could go back on our agreement of "3.0 or above or summer school" and had no intention of honoring the agreement anyway. I've been in summer school doing catch-up for kicks. FML
Today, I found out three things: One, I was apparently diagnosed with Tourette's as a child. Two, my parents apparently told everyone about it, and had no idea that I didn't know about this. Three, that the diagnosis is possibly incorrect. I'm in for quite the time. FML
Today, I found out that I was adopted. I'm 46 years old with 11 real siblings and no one bothered to tell me until I found the documents in my dead adoptive father's house. FML
Today, I found out that our neighbors told almost everyone on our street that I was mentally handicapped. All this time I wasn't sure why they would speak slowly and loudly at me. Now they won't believe me when I tell them I'm a 4.0 GPA student. FML
Today, I found out that I have been secretly paying the bills. All the psych treatments and medication tryouts I took as a kid was paid research. My parents spent all the money on themselves and they still wanted me to do the research. They also lied to my school and told them I was autistic. FML
Today, I learned in my child development class that lying in toddlers is a sign of intelligence. I clearly remember that I didn’t even understand the concept of lying until I was 6 years-old. FML
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ausathlete 0
Ouch. At least you're a year closer to being able to go out drinking.
lolinternet 0
Turnabout is fair play. I suggest slipping lots of drugs into their drinks so they fall into a coma and don't wake up for years and then tell them it was only a few days.
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Comments (102)
chexmixbmx 0
wht does OP mean
mj2123 0
Original poster
allylovesbrody 0
Original Poster :)
mercilessadi 0
Ydi y coz u r a bitch coz u have camel toe coz ur bf is ******** coz he has gf like u coz u blower him coz u like to be cozy coz u spill it here coz it gets published coz the mods who modd it suck like u(cmon y all dumb ***** get selected while they reject the good one) coz I feel u desereve it coz u wasted my time readin it coz u wasted my iPhone battery coz am out of coz..
mercilessadi 0
Op means Oh(u got)Punkd it can also means sumtimes op=over perverted
mercilessadi 0
Op means Oh(u got)Punkd it can also means sumtimes over perverted or overaged person Sarcasm| |
mercilessadi 0
Ydi y coz u r a bitch coz u have camel toe coz ur bf is ******** coz he has gf like u coz u blower him coz u like to be cozy coz u spill it here coz it gets published coz the mods who modd it suck like u(cmon y all dumb ***** get selected while they reject the good one) coz I feel u desereve it coz u wasted my time readin it coz u wasted my iPhone battery coz am out of coz..
Moomoomoo_fml 0
that's a pretty big lie to pull off, huh...
xoxoqueen 0
wow u hav bad parents... y r ppl leaving bad comments?!??!?
Imawhalerider 0
Maybe they tried to drop hints i guess they gave up.
iFruit 0
mercilessadi, whats your problem? OP didnt ask to have developmental issues, or to be lied to about their age... have some common sense.
suckstobeyou3 0
How does she deserve this? She didn't ask for development issues or her entire family to lie to her. And for all you stupid people asking why she has never seen her birth certificate: why would she need to see it? I've never seen mine. I've never had a reason to. I'm too young to get a job that requires a birth certificate or get my license. A normal person isn't usually suspicious if they're parents are lying to them about something as trivial as their age which she would assume she knows pretty well. And no, doctors don't need to ask for your birthday. They have paperwork that has all permanent information on every patient. If you still think she deserves it, imagine a 10-year-old girl asking her mother for a ride to city hall because she suspects she is being lied to about her birthday and wants to see her birth certificate. It just doesn't happen.
chikachikawahwah 0
Actually, they DO have to ask for you're birthday at the doctor's office because they have to prove it is you they're giving your information to and such.