Today, I was babysitting 3 toddlers. I wanted to entertain them by making them laugh, but nothing worked. Later on, I started down the stairs, but tripped and tumbled down. I realized I have broken my arm and bruised my knees. I also realized that kids think it's hilarious when you get injured. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went upstairs to scold my boys for running in the house because someone could get hurt. As I turned around to come back downstairs I tripped and fell all the way down to the landing at the bottom. I could hear them laughing in their rooms. FML
Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML
Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML
Today, I stepped out of the kitchen to yell at my kids for running in the house. I had just mopped the floor, and did not want them to fall. I fell while yelling and twisted my ankle. At least they know it's dangerous now. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I was giving my one-year-old a bath. I'd finished washing her, so she started to play and splash. When I went to lift her out of the tub, I slipped and busted my kneecaps on the side. Guess who sat there and laughed hysterically as I cried out in agony. FML
Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML
Today, I took my kids to an indoor playground. My two year-old wanted me to climb the rock wall and ring the bell. I slipped right when I was about to touch it. I landed wrong and felt a 'POP' and agony. Hello, broken ankle. FML
Today, I was babysitting three little kids. I gave one of them, a seven-year-old, a piggy-back ride, thinking I was strong enough. I managed to get a few feet before face planting on the wooden floor. She's fine though, no pain or anything. My face took the impact for both of us. FML
Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left, I was carrying her downstairs and tripped. Try calling your parents from the hospital and explaining that their daughter, who can't even crawl yet, has a broken leg. FML
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lizzzie_fml 0
It's not just kids that think that.
hady9090 0
That's just how little kids work I had to have my little brother pretend to beat me up so he would stop crying, and start laughing
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Comments (75)
she_bangs 0
It's just like Monsters Inc., no? boo and mike wa-zomething-ki
giraffeluva922 0
MIKE WAZOWSKI!!!!!!
kelsey_LYNN 0
lmfao I love that movie :]
ohmymg 0
Uh,hello dumbass?That's why there's a movie and show called "Jackass"
xXxJazzaxXx 0
HAHA! It is funny to watch people fall down the stairs. XD
brittdr 0
I know I think it freaking hilarious when someone gets hurt! And i'm 15.
Vampire_princess 0
Uh, hello! It ******* is!
Andyangels27 0
that is the original comedy dumbshit. that's why people laugh at three stooges and jackass
Cheyenne_Is_Me 4
F*CK YEAH! When things like that happen to people, it's the funniest thing ever. Then it happens to you, not so funny anymore. =
Pussyjuice 0
Kids love other peoples pain, it's like how gay men love anal, but not as nearly weird and freaky.
Hinagata 0
Of course kids love pain. The 7-year old that lives three houses away from me memorized my weekly schedule, and runs me down with his ginormous motor-run-bicycle-thing every time I go out. And my sisters are friends with the same kid, so I have to watch them every time they play together in the front yard... and naturally, he hurts me with baseball bats and sh*t.
PenNameHere 0
who hasn't had a laugh at someone else's expense?