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That's all I am to you?

Today, I warned my boss that I wouldn't be able take part in a very important meeting I've been working on for 6 months due to my son being ill. He told me, "Don't worry about it, we'll just put a flowerpot on your chair instead." FML

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#3 The last thing any child wants is a random stranger looking after them when they are ill.

I'll keep an eye out for the FML about you getting fired and the plant is your replacement

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Or there just gonna get a leetle but high 

sammehsaurus 0

Pot plant or potted plant? lol clarification would help.

Hmm.. I'm also having trouble figuring out if its marihuana or just a plant.. Because I don't see how how pot is involved in the FML lol.

the voss called him a slacking stoner. putting marijuana in the seat is just as good as OP being invthe seat.

pot plant in europe means potted plant here. nothing to do with *marijuana.

WickedClownMCL 1

That would of been perfectly fine with me, cept id show up, steal the plant and smoke it up.

Shut up Juggalo.

Know your worth

Probably your boss was just kidding..