Butterfly
This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
France
That's all I am to you?
Today, I warned my boss that I wouldn't be able take part in a very important meeting I've been working on for 6 months due to my son being ill. He told me, "Don't worry about it, we'll just put a flowerpot on your chair instead." FML
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identikit 0
#3 The last thing any child wants is a random stranger looking after them when they are ill.
kenltd 0
I'll keep an eye out for the FML about you getting fired and the plant is your replacement
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mrmofong0 0
If it was that important you would have found a sitter for the kid.
identikit 0
#3 The last thing any child wants is a random stranger looking after them when they are ill.
justjayit 0
That's funny, but I hope he at least wished your son well.
kenltd 0
I'll keep an eye out for the FML about you getting fired and the plant is your replacement
ffmmllyaya 0
yeah cuz the pot plant did such a better job at the meeting the whole team was impressed. when the boss announced the pot plant will be replacing u forever, everyone cheered n watered the pot. two months later the pot was fired for sexual hassassment suit
CitizenSnipz 0
I heard the plant brought a pie chart color-coded and with notes. I need that plant's seeds.
fmlforrealz 0
Hahaha nice.
mjane 0
he probably had a reason for saying that
look_its_me 0
im gonna go out on a limb and say YDI...he must have had a reason to say that
24788 7
I'm confused on what he meant by this.
shmaller 0
Quit. You're clearly not respected. OR Stop smoking so much pot. People can tell.
WickedClownMCL 1
So what if people can tell? I staight up admit it happily!
quargle 0
When people in europe say pot plant, they mean potted plants