Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I caught my dad cheating on my stepmom with a man, and I took pictures. She dismissed them as AI-generated and accused me of trying to break them up. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, my dad and I ran into a guy I've been dating. He flipped out and accused me of cheating on him. This is now the second guy to have a similar reaction to my dad. I guess this is one of those unexpected consequences of teen pregnancy that my parents didn't see coming. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML
Today, my dad called in a rage, saying he caught my "cheating whore" girlfriend at a bar on a date. I had to admit to him that she and I participate in a cuckold lifestyle. The sheer disgust and disappointment in his voice has been haunting me all day. FML
Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML
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lyndis_fml 0
Why the hell were these pictures somewhere where your parents could see?
banerkblue 0
lol. I would've let them think it was someone else!
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Comments (117)
bob1124 0
YDI. Why the **** would you leave the pics where your parents could find 'em?
AndelleRae 9
Why does everyone assume that because the OP mentioned her dad that she's underage? I'm nearly 22 years old, and I still live with my parents. (Bring on the replies calling me a "loser." I care not.) I mean, yeah, she could be underage, but for all we know, her dad was visiting her at her apartment, or she's just not fortunate enough to have a job that gives her enough money to be out on her own yet. The way that the FML is worded, it sounds like the pictures were posted somewhere online. As far as the FML goes, OP, taking pictures really isn't a great idea. It almost never ends well.
Eresbel 0
I just want to back you up on the whole living-with-parents thing. A lot of college kids, especially now with the recession, are living at home over summer breaks and go home for all the other breaks. So... basically, nope, you and I are definitely not losers. :)
regalarius 0
...I don't see why I would be tempted to show them to anyone else. We're not all that spiteful... Now, would I keep them for my own, "private" reasons? Well...unless the other person specifically asked me not to. O:-)
jewelzgalore 0
wtf is wrong with you? you take pictures of that? you know it'll end up on the internet when you're through, right?
Eresbel 0
I completely disagree with the sexist comments about men being thrown about. For one: they are generalizations that hurt men. Someone mentioned "ignorant feminists", but the feminists are the only ones standing up for the men. Why would you want to perpetuate such a hurtful stereotype that isn't even true? Plenty of men have honor and discretion. Second: Of COURSE her boyfriend is probably jacking off at these pictures. That's most likely the whole reason they took them - for masturbation material. Personally, I don't know why one would take such pictures if not for that or to make ****. I also don't see what the big deal about that is. I mean, it's not like he's jerking off to some other woman.
xo2paige2ox 0
Wow... ouch danm that would suckk...
drkwlf 0
I'm going to have to say most of you people are retarded. There's nothing wrong with taking pictures of you and your lover having sex. And definitely nothing whorish about it. I find it kinda hott, thank you. Me and my fiance do it all the time, but the fact is, he's a good ******* man and even if we did break up he wouldn't do something like that. All males aren't dicks, get the **** over yourselves. I have some advise, just don't put your face in the pictures (: You can always deny that it's your body, there's no proof. Sure you could have some crazy unique tattoo of something no one else has ever heard of.. but then just use the excuse that it was photoshopped that way(in the event you're covering up a revengeful boyfriend). People just need to learn to lie.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
I second that so much. The problem is the whole photo taking thing usually happens with stupid, young, kids. Smart adults doing it as a sexy thing, it's cool, but stupid teenagers and college kids getting screwed accidentally spreading their pics everywhere is the reason why this is such a bad idea. lol It just depends on who's doing it, with who, how safely and why.
that_emo_chikk00 0
YDI for taking pictures! If you ever break up with him hed probably show them to everybody talking about how "wild" you are! damn ****
Yojalata 0
ahahagalololo WTF that's really ****** up
Masandre 0
lol! I agree