Today, I visited my grandma. She offered me some chips in a Ziploc bag. I thought they were sour cream and onion chips from the look of them. They tasted funny, but I didn't want to be rude and I kept eating. I looked closer after a while and noticed that what I thought were chives was actually mold. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home tired and hungry from work. I put my feet up and sat down with a big bowl of chips and salsa. I thought I must've been really hungry because my regular no-name salsa tasted way better than usual. I looked down to examine the jar. Looks like I like the taste of mold. FML
Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML
Today, I really wanted something to drink. I looked in the fridge, and found some of my grandma's soy milk. I took a swig, and instead of tasting soy, I tasted something rotten. Turns out my grandma knows I drink her soy milk, so she swapped it with expired chicken broth. FML
Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML
Today, I was eating at my aunt's place with all my cousins and the salad had little green and alive bugs. I didn't want to cause attention, so I tried to pick some off and just kept eating. FML
Today, I was eating a brownie my grandmother had made, only to discover an inch long piece of what resembled dead skin in the middle of it. This discovery was only made after taking a bite and wondering why the consistency was wrong. FML
Today, I was making one of those microwavable pizza kits. Realizing I had no crushed red pepper to put on it, my mom suggested using a chili pepper she had dried. Thinking it was a great idea, I cracked it open on my pizza and out popped some fuzzy white mold and two maggots. FML
Today, I ate what was supposed to be a delicious mini powdered donut. The first one tasted funny, so I pulled out another one and realized that the powdered sugar was now in fact powdered hairy mold. Then I looked at the package and realized it was over a year and a half old. FML
Today, I was hungry and decided to nibble on some Cheez-Its I had in my room. After I'd enjoyed some of them, I looked into the box to see how many I had left, where I noticed a lot of little black moving dots. Apparently I wasn't the only one enjoying the crackers. FML
Today, I got a package containing a present from my grandma. It was a pack of cookies someone gave her for her birthday, and which no one in the family wanted to take home when she offered, because we all found the cookies disgusting. FML
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Top comments
Dogmaw 0
They say that Buddha died from eating spoiled meat the home of some Chinese peasants. He felt it would be rude and disrespectful not to eat what they had been kind enough to offer from their limited supplies. If they make a statue of you, I am SO gonna rub your belly.
meeeep 0
your grandma hates you..
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Comments (87)
fxdxhk90 0
If something tastes strange it's best not to eat it, regardless of who you insult.
tina_xox 0
ewwww
aback 5
I've never seen a moldy potato chip in my life. They must have gotten wet at some point. Blargh. FYL
singachic87 0
Wow, so you don't eat there but you let your grandma eat her own expired food? Why not take her grocery shopping so things don't spoil? I feel bad for your grandma.
aznbillybob4sho 0
gross, made me wanna throw up.
Aelaena 6
This might seem odd but what does ' =/= ' mean? I see it alot and I don't understand it. OP next time bring your own chips haha
ddrluna 2
=/= means "not equal to" or "does not equal". Because there's no actual "does not equal" sign on the keyboard, people made up their own.
Asdas_fml 0
How about ≠? Or !=
Nightfallz 0
umm chives == mold. even a retard can tell when something is moldy. YDI
bosco_kk 0
Daaaaaaaaaaaamn. Intoxication FML right away! :D
ellbtvsvm 0
Due date? lol
Denali_fml 0
Just like my grandma :) I always double check the due date on all the snacks she gives me.
aback 5
"Big elaborate *spoiled* dinner" Haha! Love it. :D
fretforyerlatte 0
that sucks but i don't really see why it would be so rude to just say "no thanks" to some chips. it's not as if she cooked you a big, elaborate spoiled dinner or something. it's just chips!
Honda288 2
Hahaha want the number for poison control???
crazysk8guy 0
and sue ur grandma