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Today, my boyfriend's mom bought us matching purity rings. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom bought us matching purity rings. FML
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Today, my fiancé told me he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my fiancé's mother gave me a beautiful cross necklace to wear for my wedding. I'm Jewish. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed with the perfect ring, restaurant, flowers, and champagne. He’s never been this well prepared for anything in his life, so he admitted that my mother planned the whole thing and forced him to propose, even though neither of us want to get married. She even bought the ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd drive me to the jeweler's to pick out a ring. We drove there, I picked the ring, and the sales person rang it up. I glanced at my boyfriend, only for him to reply, "Well don't look at me!" FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend, who is buying me a ring for my birthday, is buying my best friend a ring that cost 10 times more than mine. FML
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Top comments
misspulkadot24 17
Wear it to humor her. She doesn't need to know you two are doing it like rabbits. Some things...mommy just doesn't need to know.
OhDearBetrayal 25
Aw, how cute. She thinks you guys are virgins.
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Comments (128)
SasquatchDeluxe 10
Hopefully, it's already too late for that...
vvlovesu 9
Don't see how this is an fml
happyconverse 10
I think that's awesome!!
akiahara 14
Can I wear a ring advertising that I'm sexually active? I think it's strange to be proud of your choice to have or not to have sex.
theboy13 13
Take em off when not being so pure lol, then once done put em back on lol
deaddonkey 15
Keep them on when not being so pure. Makes it even better.
KiddNYC1O 22
Ain't nobody got time for that!!
ulissey_fml 22
you know what they call it in France ? an Oh non! ring
skyeyez9 25
Waiting till you are married to have sex isn't all horrible. You will not have to go thru an "FML" situation like: Today, I hooked up with a guy and a couple mos later, realized he gave my syphilis, My boyfriend dumped me after he found out I am pregnant. Today, I found out my boyfriend had sex with 37 people before me and his crazy ex is stalking us....etc
squideth 18
Waiting until marriage should be a personal choice, nor something forced upon other people. And good job ****-shaming; people who have sex before marriage aren't all idiots.
bigtime_rocker 11
LEAVE!!!
fwongraven 10
Interfering witch. Good luck with her, OP. Educate yourself and make your own decisions.