airrinw_33
Greenwood, United States
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Today, my boyfriend's mom bought us matching purity rings. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
heatherjo
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Apron strings
Today, my fiancé told me he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML
Anonymous
Corner Brook, Canada
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
undanya__four
Bristol, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
limegreengiraffe
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Lubbock, United States
For better, for worse
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Anonymous
Alexandria, United States
Today, my fiancé's mother gave me a beautiful cross necklace to wear for my wedding. I'm Jewish. FML
Anonymous
Picture perfect
Today, my boyfriend proposed with the perfect ring, restaurant, flowers, and champagne. He’s never been this well prepared for anything in his life, so he admitted that my mother planned the whole thing and forced him to propose, even though neither of us want to get married. She even bought the ring. FML
Anonymous
Shepton Mallet, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd drive me to the jeweler's to pick out a ring. We drove there, I picked the ring, and the sales person rang it up. I glanced at my boyfriend, only for him to reply, "Well don't look at me!" FML
nickrick12
United States
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Lovesucks
Dubai, United Arab Emirates
Is she better than me?
Today, I found out my boyfriend, who is buying me a ring for my birthday, is buying my best friend a ring that cost 10 times more than mine. FML
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misspulkadot24 17
Wear it to humor her. She doesn't need to know you two are doing it like rabbits. Some things...mommy just doesn't need to know.
OhDearBetrayal 25
Aw, how cute. She thinks you guys are virgins.
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Comments (128)
Gradask 10
Condoms or the pills works better then a ring. I still dont understand how a ring would prevent you from getting pregnant or getting STDS. I guess it some sort of biblical curse on the ring and it makes the ****** clamp shut and **** wither .
interesting33 37
Tell me you aren't serious? :) Purity rings signify you aren't going to have sex until marriage
ExtremeEncounter 32
Which doesn't work if you didn't ask for the ring...
Hoosiers1 1
Anal is always an option girl
Mr_Mole 24
Who waits till they get married to have sex? I'd either be a 32 year old virgin, or have married someone who wasn't right just to have sex.
Merylwen 24
Who does? I did. And that wasn't 32 years, it was 23. If sex is meaningless to you, then fine. But the day you get married, I doubt you'll feel okay knowing how many people your spouse had sex with before you.
sgtcxelite 11
I'm 16, and I'm waiting because sex and losing my virginity is important to me. I'd rather date someone who understands and respects my decision because it shows they aren't in the relationship just for sex. It keeps me from getting as hurt as bad as other girls could, and we get to know each other better.
akiahara 14
72, not everyone is that prude or insecure. Many women don't care about the notches on their husband's bed post, and vice versa. That doesn't mean that sex is meaningless. If you want to wait, fine, but it doesn't make you better than anyone else.
squideth 18
71, just because you're insecure about yourself and your partner doesn't mean all other women are. It's perfectly fine that you waited until marriage, but you're no better than anymore else. People who don't wait until marriage aren't soulless lust-driven idiots.
wsdarrah 14
I bought my boyfriend and I a set of matching Lord of the Rings promise rings :) I actually might be picking them up today :) Sorry if it's irrelevant but I thought I'd share :)
RedPillSucks 33
Lord of the Rings Promise ring???? (one Ring to rule them all and in the darkness bind them) This does not sound too promising.
wow810 4
And that should be the time you tell her the truth about your sex life
kawaiisakura 12
I see nothing wrong with it. Then again, I, myself am abstinent. I'm proud of that and want to buy 1 so I don't have to keep explaining...but some of them r so damn expensive!
j3ebrules 13
"Oh, thanks ms. X! We are saving ourselves!" *snort chuckle* Hey at least bf is spared embarrassing lectures from mommy dearest.
onorexveritas 24
don't mean you gave to follow the rules lol
starcrossddream 14
I think a purity ring is a beautiful thing, but not when it is forced on a person of any age. It needs to be a personal choice.
RedPillSucks 33
At first I thought "US" was the OP and the boyfriends Mom. O.o