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Today, my boyfriend's mom bought us matching purity rings. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom bought us matching purity rings. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancé told me he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my fiancé's mother gave me a beautiful cross necklace to wear for my wedding. I'm Jewish. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed with the perfect ring, restaurant, flowers, and champagne. He’s never been this well prepared for anything in his life, so he admitted that my mother planned the whole thing and forced him to propose, even though neither of us want to get married. She even bought the ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd drive me to the jeweler's to pick out a ring. We drove there, I picked the ring, and the sales person rang it up. I glanced at my boyfriend, only for him to reply, "Well don't look at me!" FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend, who is buying me a ring for my birthday, is buying my best friend a ring that cost 10 times more than mine. FML
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Top comments
misspulkadot24 17
Wear it to humor her. She doesn't need to know you two are doing it like rabbits. Some things...mommy just doesn't need to know.
OhDearBetrayal 25
Aw, how cute. She thinks you guys are virgins.
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Comments (128)
Merylwen 24
And that's better than being a ****. I'm glad my fiancé and I waited for each other. If other people want to **** around it's their problem, but don't judge those that have values in such a stupid way. (and no, it doesn't always have anything to do with religion)
simonetaylor94 6
did u guys already have sex
kasumirock 13
This could go either way. If they are 17 or older it is stupid, but if they are younger than that they aren't responsible enough to have sex.
Raesin 21
You realize it's only a matter of opinion. In the US the age of consent is 18 and you tend to think anyone having sex younger than that is an irresponsible child. But just to remind you that the age of consent in the UK is 16, in Japan it's 13 and somewhere in the Middle East it's 11 (although I suspect for other reasons). The only one who can decide if a person's responsible enough to have sex is that person themselves. If someone has sex with whoever, whenever just so they can say that they're not a virgin anymore is probably not that clever in other aspects of life either. But hey, nowadays if you do something stupid and end up with a kid, it seems quite common that mommy will look after it for you, so society isn't exactly teaching responsibility anyway.
AussieChild 22
I'm 21, and have a purity ring... How is someone wanting to protect themselves and wait "stupid"? It's a personal choice, one that my fiancé and I have made together,and one I am extremely proud of.
Gradask 10
So if you didnt have the ring, you would be a **** and shag anything that moves? I thought the ring didnt matter, if you dont want to enjoy sex, then wait and you should be able to do it without having a ring.
ByronJess 17
49 - Actually the age of consent varies by state. Here in Washington the age of consent is 16. Hawaii used to have the youngest at 13, but in the last couple years raised it to 16. The highest age of consent (I want to say is in Oklahoma, but don't quote me) is 19 in one state. That being said, I agree with you completely. It really is a matter of opinion and choice.
starcrossddream 14
The age of concient in the middle east has little do do with age directly; a child is considered an adult at the age of puberty and expected to take on various responsibilities at that time, including (if Muslim) daily prayers and yearly fasting. I hope those are the "other reasons" you suspected.
gracehi 33
54, A purity ring, like a wedding ring, is a symbol of a commitment. That doesn't make it stupid.
meso222 8
I think that a purity Ring is stupid, simply because you should not need something to show you are commited to something (wedding rings are more to say no you dont want to bang every person present). If you decide you want to stay a virgin go for it, but if you have a ring and then decide to get laid... You just wasted money on that ring and look like a hippocrit and ass for flaunting your commitment to somethimg you threw away.
FMLoverAgain 7
What are you supposed to do with the purity ring? Pierce your ******** with it or block your ****** with it?
benmec 18
Hey just remember to remove the rings when you guys do any fingering... :)
somecoolperson1 2
Let her live in blissful ignorance
akiahara 14
Everyone seems to think 17 is the cut off. FML knows best, apparently... (seriously - let her live in ignorant bliss and be responsible).
jellyghost 12
Buy her a card that says congratulations grandma.
LovesSushi 25
How nice are these rings? You could sell them and use that money for some nice toys... Or ice cream. You know, whatever is age appropriate.
gracehi 33
I object! You're never too old for ice cream!
BlackBlazeCobra 16
With the lack of information, not sure if virgins or **** like rabbits.