Today, while walking to work with my best friend, he broke down in tears. I asked what was wrong, and he told me his mom passed away last night. All I could think to do was give him a hug and say I was sorry. Then some assclown walking past said "GAAAYYY!" and walked away laughing hysterically. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at work, reading some funny stories on my phone. Just as one of my co-workers decided to share that his father had passed away recently, I burst into uncontrollable, teary-eyed laughter at a story. They don't believe my explanation, and have branded me the office asshole. FML
Today, someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse, while walking past he said, "Get a fucking friend." FML
Today, while I was at work, I was on the verge of tears. My coworker asked what was wrong and I explained that I recently had to put my dog down. He then replied, "Cool story, bro. Tell it again." FML
Today, my friend had to leave work early for a funeral. As he was on his way out, I wanted to say something. All I could think of was, "Have fun!" FML
Today, my mom walked in on me crying in my room and yelled at me for being a "weak little crybaby." I’d just found out my best friend died in a car accident. When I told my mom that, she said, "Does it look like I fucking care?" FML
Today, I was at a party and saw an old friend from college. I went up to her asking how she was and how her family was. She went on to tell me that her husband left her a month ago and started crying. I told her that he was an ass anyway and that she didn't need him. Turns out he died. FML
Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML
Today, I was walking by the side of the interstate because my car broke down. A nice young man stopped and asked if I was tired of walking. I said yes, to which he replied, "Try jogging asshole" then laughed and drove off. It was raining balls. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, my coworker left a tiny mess in the break room. I cleaned it up and jokingly said, "Your mother isn't here to clean up after you." She started crying. I forgot her mom died last week. FML
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Talis99 26
This is what's wrong in our culture. No one, especially men, can show emotion and affection anymore without being labeled as "homosexual" or "pervert" or "pedophile". OP, ignore it. You were being a good friend and I'm sure your friend appreciated it.
serslybro 20
You were just trying to be a good friend. People can be so immature...
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Comments (102)
sotiris155 2
In Canada? Unexpected...
Jwaye2 7
Should have followed him, raped him, then yell out GAAAYYY! and walk away like a boss.
marko1596 24
OP, my hand slipped, I promise you. I'm not one of these pathetic trolls that pressed YDI.
vikky538 29
Dicks are everywhere OP don't pay attention to them
ManiacGoblin46 12
My best friend did the same thing Monday when I figured out my great grandma died. A group of my other "friends" called me gay afterwards. I decided to teach them a lesson so I scared all of them shitless.
Sheepies123 6
Ha thats a good one
Ervinator35 25
Okay, I want to know why 967 people say that this poor guy deserved this... Our society is ****** up. If you're a guy who shows affection or any emotion, you're GAY!
Axel5238 29
Sorry to hear that OP. It's become pretty common, people don't see a dividing line between internet behavior and actual behavior. People have gotten used to not having repercussions for actions online that have any real weight and carried that behavior to real life.
thorn9264 5
in the sense of gay my brother says the same thing he's not being called gay its that he was doing something gay
Bandicoot88 16
The exact same thing happened to me at school when my mom died when I was 12. Needless to say, I put an older kid in the hospital