Today, I was delivering pizza in the rain. A woman answered the door, saw me soaking wet and said, "Wow this rain is terrible, it must be horrible to be out delivering in it." She then tipped me 21 cents. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain for an old lady to dig 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change and make lots of money. FML
Today, it started pouring while I was in the middle of a pizza delivery. I had to stand out in the rain for ten minutes while an old redneck dude wearing nothing but camo boxers fumbled around for the exact change to pay the bill. I think seeing his junk was supposed to count as my tip. FML
Today, I was working as a Valet driver. After getting no customers for 5 hours in the pouring rain, a woman driving by stops and asks me for directions. Before leaving, she said, "I should probably tip you for that, since that's probably the only money you'd get all night." She didn't. FML
Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML
Today, while delivering pizzas, someone ordered $19.41 in pizza and wings. After finally finding her appartment, she paid me in two sandwich bags full of pennies and nickels. I had to count them out before giving her the pizza. We aren't allowed to enter the residence, and it was 22 degrees. FML
Today, I was delivering pizzas and hit up a dude’s house who ordered two boxes of extra large. He gave me the exact change. I asked him, “What about the tip?” He paused for a minute, let out this loud rancid fart and said, “There’s your tip bub, now piss off!” and shut the door in my face. FML
Today, I helped a lady carry her grocery bags to her car. She was so grateful that she offered me a tip. I refused, but she insisted. When I finally took it, I looked at the bill to see she'd given me $1. I smiled and said thank you, but she looked at me like I’d just robbed her. FML
Today, a lady handed me a $10 tip on a $45 bill. I was happy with it, since it was more than 20%, until she came back in and said, "I'm sorry I gave you the wrong amount." I handed it back to her and then she gave me a dollar. FML
Today, I'm a waitress. A customer came in and acted very kindly and even mentioned how I was such a help to her. She also mentioned leaving a nice tip. The tip? A fake $20. Thanks. FML
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
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Top comments
highlystrung 4
They're not actually obliged to give you a tip, be happy you got something.
rob935 5
Stop copying #12
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Comments (112)
360NoScopeBox4bo 0
Its 21 more cents then you had before
Suicidalpotatoe 0
What a bitchXD
Daniruu 4
I don't think people know what FML is for anymore. I think if the lady took the pizza without paying or even giving you a tip, yelled at you to go away and slammed the door in your face, I think that would be an FML because that would mean she would have made a rainy day even worse instead of being nice to you.
Sirin_fml 47
That is pretty rich, because you are the one missing the definition of an FML here.
babiebuntin 7
wow some people are jerks!! on the bright side u have 21 cents better then nothing!
Serec 0
So? Who the **** cares OP? Oh, did you want the bitch to invite you inside, pat your ass, give you a snuggy and some hot cocoa? Boo ******* hoo, OP has to work on a rainy day.
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Wow. You all just need to shut the hell up. You are COMPLETELY missing the point.
Wazilla 0
#77 dude chill out...sheesh
ChloroformPanda 21
I love people. So quick to judge, and they're harsh judgments at that. Trying to come up with the most "creative" snide remark so they can have their 5 seconds of whatever self-accomplishment they can possibly get from commenting on an FML, that they completely miss the point of it. Stop trying too hard to be an apathetic dick on the internet "just because you can." Your immaturity just shines through. Prime example: #77
yscpunkchick 14
what a bitch, as a former delivery driver, i can say that. next time the lazy bitch should go get the pizza herself. ugh.... this is exactly why i quit
xfxf2 0
I would say **** u