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dudezilla This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Thanks, I hate it!

Today, I got a text message from a number I didn't know telling me, "Fine. It's over, have a wonderful life." I've never had a girlfriend and now I get broken up with by girls I don't even know. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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How do you know it was a girl? o_O

What? You get a wrong number and now your life is over? Clearly someone needs to grow a pair.

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Well now that's she's single, why not trry to get to know her? Unless it was some one intentionally sending out texts to random numbers. Is she was breaking up with some one, wouldn't she have his name programed into her phone? So she wouldnt be dialing it.

You're a special kind of guy.

moonlight_daze 8

lulz

xDEEEEEEEEEEE 0

How about **** the guy who that was meant for's life? His girl just broke up with him and he doesn't even know it. But anyways, now that she's single, and you're single, and you have her number, what are you gonna do about it?

moonlight_daze 8

I disagree. **** the OP's life more than that dude's life. The OP has never even had a girlfriend before. ..Wait, how old is the OP again?

yes, you need to be older than 12 to have a girlfriend. or use this website. i hate children.

why do you have to be older than 12 to have a girlfriend? i had a girlfriend when i was 7 and had my first kiss at 6

Ohhhhhhhhhh snap!

Get her number, call her, and start breathing heavily and moaning into the phone. Guaranteed way to make yourself feel better.

Happend to me once too :p however i got called at 23.30 PM from some drunk girl at a party, screaming "its over!!!" and then hanging up! xD

Stop being a pussy, play your A game, and bag her. I believe in you!

HAHAHAHA!! WIN!

doctorseuss 0

WHO CARES

DoingItWrong 0

Ask her out. You know she is single now!