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dudezilla This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Thanks, I hate it!

Today, I got a text message from a number I didn't know telling me, "Fine. It's over, have a wonderful life." I've never had a girlfriend and now I get broken up with by girls I don't even know. FML

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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How do you know it was a girl? o_O

What? You get a wrong number and now your life is over? Clearly someone needs to grow a pair.

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You should crawl down into a lonely den where noone will ever find you and ******' die already.

#45, why are all girls named rachael ******* crazy?

The FML is that this happened despite the fact that he's never had a girlfriend. I'm sure you'd be quite demoralized

moonlight_daze 8

The FML is that insult was added to injury.

Quit whining, no wonder you dont have a gf.

lmfao. i love this fml(:

this really isn't an FML. you just can't get a girl.

maybe it's a guy haha lol

FML really needs a "Who gives a damn?" option.

AGREED! Or a "Stop whining, loser" option.