dudezilla
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Thanks, I hate it!
Today, I got a text message from a number I didn't know telling me, "Fine. It's over, have a wonderful life." I've never had a girlfriend and now I get broken up with by girls I don't even know. FML
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lwdjaymac 1
How do you know it was a girl? o_O
pleasetryagain 0
What? You get a wrong number and now your life is over? Clearly someone needs to grow a pair.
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xclegend613 0
stop being so pitiful and try to go get some.
JENNABY 0
Wow who cares.have u ever stopped to think that the person got the wrong number?and how do you know it's a girl,geez
Ninjaface 0
You lucked out. You got the breakup first, without having to go through the horrible, sexual inadequacy revealing relationship that would have preceeded it.
Kronic_Kitten 0
"Have a wonderful life? I plan on it cause my life just got a thousand times better now that you're not in it anymore!!!!
chrisssss_fml 0
Hahaha, that girl was probably a weirdo anyway. You're better off.
That_GirlX 0
I had a problem similar to this. Only, the person texting me thought I was a drug dealer.
BruceM25 0
your so gay
xhoodoox 0
This sounds fake - how would this person have the wrong number if it was their significant other? It's not like he or she would have to type in a number. He or she just has to hit 'reply'.
GreenRupee 0
Maybe she deleted it. Most people remember the important numbers, so she just typed it in.
luvbird1 0
oh boo who u wine to much you loser ur probably a 50 year old man!!!!
Sucks2beYouxD 0
Dude how old are you? And is this a FML at all? I did msg back something like this; "Who the f*ck are you? Pay attention to the number next time, dumbass. (And congratulation)"