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poorkids This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Auburn, United States

Thanks, I hate it!

Today, my daughter called me telling me she had her twin girls. She named them Juli and Anne. Her name is Julianne. Her kids are going to fucking hate her. FML

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That was selfish.

Ooh nooo! People really should realize that their children aren't pets...

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Take the money you would have spent on their christmas and birthday presents, and just put it in a high interest bank account. That should take care of some of their future therapy bills...

This is the funniest thing i have heard all day. My name is Julianne. Thanks for the name ideas ;) jk

This is the funniest thing i have heard all day. My name is Julianne. Thanks for the name advice ;)

******* kids

I like it, it's more original than all the Jr's on the boy side. The closer they are they may love it. Congratulations on being a grandma. Enjoy!

OhYeahItsDannie 0

Hey I'm Juli Hey I'm Anne Hey I'm Julianne :)

I really don't understand why everyone thinks this is so awful. Anne and Juli are both pretty names and lots of people are named after their parents or grandparents. Is it okay to name a son after a father but not the daughters after the mother?

lemonademixer 7

how the hell is that ******* your life

she seems a little conceited...

How is this **** your life? More like **** their lives.