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Thanks, I guess…

Today, I gave a girl answers to a test. She said she would give me something pleasurable in return. She gave me a Twinkie, saying, "I know how much fat people love Twinkies." FML

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tuppencej777 0

Is she wrong?

That's when you say, Bitch fat people also love BJs

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that's when you go "then maybe you should keep it." and walk away.

93- Baor Bacon :P

catcrazy101 2

i would slap that bitch with the twinkie

lmaoatall 6

why waist a perfectly good snack? just use a hand and save the treat.

Zararyy 1

I feel bad for you

that's what you ****** get you SOB. Shouldn't be helping her cheat, or expecting something pleasurable from a school age girl you pathetic pervert! Eat your ****** Twinkie and live your shitty life!

whoo. nerd rage! no need to hate! every nerdy guy wishes helping a class mate cheat will get him laid. sorry that you got all you wanted-although that's not much better-

#176 I'm a nerdy girl and I never helped classmates cheat in hopes of getting laid.

peppermintstick 0

Yum, me too.... But not as much as I love the cupcakes!

that's what you get perv!

She came prepared to cheat?

it's what's on the inside that counts. Twinkies.

this is why you should always be ABSOLUTELY clear on the terms and conditions of a trade