pyroman1127
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Thanks, I guess…
Today, I gave a girl answers to a test. She said she would give me something pleasurable in return. She gave me a Twinkie, saying, "I know how much fat people love Twinkies." FML
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tuppencej777 0
Is she wrong?
dtbomb 3
That's when you say, Bitch fat people also love BJs
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perdix 31
You should have made her be more specific before you risked your academic career to help her lazy, stupid ass.
TabzTheLoserKidd 4
that's when you take that Twinkie and shove it down her throat! or in her face...
collegegirl87 0
Haha! There is a Twinkie in your picture!!! :)
collegegirl87 0
Oops I just saw comment 40. Never mind my previous comment.
Imbored_fml 0
you said as you eat a twinkie.
collegegirl87 0
Oops I just saw comment 40. Ignore my previous comment.
TabzTheLoserKidd 4
hahah indeed young ones, indeed.
br0itstaylor 0
take that twinkie...and eat it. it's good man, be proud of who you are!
TabzTheLoserKidd 4
oh and twinkies aren't for JUST for fat people... my picture is proof that skinny people equally enjoy them!
br0itstaylor 0
ah I see your shoving down one in your picture, scrumptious!
TabzTheLoserKidd 4
hahah yes me and the guy beside me brought a BUNCH of random snacks for first block!
br0itstaylor 0
lol you guys are cute :D it kinda looks like your giving that Twinkie a good time!
TabzTheLoserKidd 4
hahah no! I think I KILLED him! :o some dude in another FML told me that my picture looks slutty...
RileyL29 0
yeesh.
TabzTheLoserKidd 4
Ha. you enjoy them too?!
RileyL29 0
probably not like you do.
TabzTheLoserKidd 4
uhmm... all I do is eat them
15thPrestige 0
Not from your picture you sick perv.
lovinit5683 0
Now Riley, nothing R rated. :p
Calyx_fml 22
Cut the end off the twinkie and **** it, cause that's the most pussy you're gonna get from her :)
ShelbyyCakess 0
well, twinkles ARE pretty amazing!
BAMF519 0
I hate twinkies they look wrong, they are gross nd Wat there filled with just makes me want to vomit even thinking about it.!!
ThogTheCaveman 7
I'm sorry, what?
BAMF519 0
umm nevermind u don't want to no
BAMF519 0
umm nevermind u don't want to no
MrSexyPants 14
Why the hell did that sound like a poorly written haiku?
BAMF519 0
umm Wat?
CitrusGirl 0
They're filled with cream. Whoo, big deal. I don't know what age you are. But most of us, by the age of 14, have gotten over the stage where we believe that common foods are made of the following: semen, boogers, piss, poop, breast milk. I feel like you are saying something like that. There's an ingrediants list on the side. It's made of things like oil and sugar and flour. Seriously.
coolwhiplova 1
Ooo would you like some ice with that burn!! hahahaha JK!!! :)
BAMF519 0
well that is bullying so go up to dat hoe nd slap her ass in the face.....Srry was that a little harsh?!?;)(
OCDC 9
Asses have faces? That can be slapped? Please explain.
CaptainPickles72 18
150- Of course asses have faces! DURP! Plus don't slap her asses face OP, shove your "special" twinkie in the mouth of her ass! (;
sheethapins 13
Bam... stop commenting... just stop it.
RileyL29 0
YOU? again? I agree. quit posting immature shit. was that harsh?!!!?!?!????!!!!()&:
15thPrestige 0
Thumbed down AGAIN. Just stop trying.
BAMF519 0
Wat do u mean by immature shit u should jst stop posting shit cuz u don't even no wat ur talking about get a ******* scene of humor!
OfficeNinja 5
next time give the bitch all the wrong answers. then tell her "all stupid spoiled ****** like to fail math".