pyroman1127
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Thanks, I guess…
Today, I gave a girl answers to a test. She said she would give me something pleasurable in return. She gave me a Twinkie, saying, "I know how much fat people love Twinkies." FML
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tuppencej777 0
Is she wrong?
dtbomb 3
That's when you say, Bitch fat people also love BJs
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tuppencej777 0
Is she wrong?
TrinityisLife 22
Yes, she's wrong! My fatass would've wanted a cupcake. >_> FAT PEOPLE WANT CUPCAKES DAMMIT!
ChickenInMyKitch 4
anyone seen zombieland ? ahahahha
simply_improper 1
lmao thats great. thats what you get for being gullible and a pervert. not to mention karma for helping someone cheat. =p ydi
plataapusss 0
hahahaha first comment made me laughhhh out loud. you should have asked what it was
rawr9able 4
YDI for allowing her to cheat.
kcluna 6
what *itch!!
PurpleRae420 0
What a ******* bitch!!!
imacreeper 3
84, I don't understand your comment.
13yearoldboy 0
twinkles are delicious! and I'm not fat!
robotiick 12
97- I can see ur pic saying tht
ahole123 0
How is this a FML? You got a Twinkie
ivan_m25 0
that is realy ****** up. is that the kind of thanks you get for being nice and helping someone?
zniltiaC 19
97 - From where I'm from, I've never seen or eaten a Twinkie. But I obviously knew it was a food. -__- Gosh, are you stupid?
dollarstorepwnr 3
your a ******* dick holding ass wipe... the op didnt deserve this treatment... i mean he completely saved this babes ass, the least she could do was give head u ******* retard... go jump off a cliff and NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER GO ON THIS SITE EVER AGAIN... fag
huntermc7 0
dude chill...
dollarstorepwnr 3
lol its fun doing that shit to people lmfao
thisdue1775 0
Id get an erection ;)
sheethapins 13
154 Read the comment first, jump to conclusions later.
staceysgenesis16 0
well she has a point.
nhlnba2 6
NOM NOM NOM
fmlwmty 0
twinkies = Yumm so stop complaining that's what you get for cheating at least you didn't get caught
isaidexcuseme 0
154, ur right u do have a bad case of 24/7 pms
UnderTheMoon 0
Yes, twinkies are gross.
skreech96 0
well I am pretty damn fat and don't like twinkies or any junk food really. I'm only fat because I don't exercise. I eat fairly healthy. oh yeah, fast food isn't to great either. and so I close with this: you are a prick.
imacreeper 3
154, I was referring to 84's comment. gosh, are you stupid?
cookie_3008 4
^ you fail x 2 1. For not knowing what #97 is really talking about and calling names. 2. For never even seen a Twinkie.
Jonscarl 0
hahaahhahahaha. sucks to be a pervert.
dre_bro11 12
OP, next time they ask, give them the wrong answers. And then ask for another Twinkie.
15thPrestige 0
What's an *itch? or if you spelt wrong and meant to say itch then you shouldn't tell us about your *itchings.
sleepistheenemy 8
I agree fat people LOVE cupcakes!
wikkedphuka 0
yea i love it
SnookieBaybie 0
twinkies are gross
birdfreak 24
im not fat and I like twinkles : /
maidofawesome 0
Well that's what you get for thinking
plataapusss 0
not thinking * ;) and for cheating
urdirtyolduncle 15
OP should've taken his penis out and say, "I know how much skinny people love stick figures."
Tcaret300 12
At first I thought twinkie was dirty, then I thought about it and well laughed a bit...
uncbballwins 0
She might have meant it not to eat, but for some anal pleasures.
ChickenDoggiesWh 0
...dirty?
Jigga3 21
oh snap
truewinner 0
oh shizay!
iReadFmlsFml 0
What exactly did you expect to get, you seriously sound like you're in elementary school.... or you're a teacher there (pedo-alert).
HaIlegra 2
it's a trap!
Michaelgee 2
I guess you can you say you felt... "cheated" Sincerely, Your useless superhero Bad Pun Man.
Fekenator 0
I love your comments :>
snade 0
I know right?
alaskasfml 0
bad pun man, you are a better superhero than batman
AriTheAirhead 10
Ikr! it's like, the only cool thing about batman is his car. xD
eatmyshortssss1 8
*puts on sunglasses* YEEEEAAAAAAH
Jigga3 21
HAHAHAH omg
dtbomb 3
That's when you say, Bitch fat people also love BJs
funnybunnylola 0
hahahah!!
nolaneldridge 1
noms Twinkie?
Darth_Naru 0
Yes 'noms twinkie'. Don't you know what eating sounds like?
ConradDavid 1
I agree with creepy blue thing...
emariebake 0
twi'leks aren't creepy.
averyridesbikes 0
wow
MileyCyrusIsHot 5
true dat!
IscoreOnU 19
Touché
onthetoilet 3
yeah Ben and Jerry
onthetoilet 3
yeah Ben and Jerry
pizzle012345 0
^ ROLF LMAFO, u SIR, just made my day
CodingSquirrel 3
I know! I love BJs, you can buy everything in bulk there.
cajunZ71 0
/ WOW!
tahvoh 3
hahahaha!
raelynj24 3
OMG my day is also made and it's only 5 in the morning I hope your very proud! lol
tygerarmy 35
Or you say thanks for the cream filling, let me give you some of my own.
BoCo_fml 9
You can buy Twinkies in bulk at BJ's!!!
traze 7
You got played hard fat boy. Next time ask to pay up front.
livin_plur 0
that's the smart way to do it
kingtz 6
When she comes back for the next test, say,"Pleasure first, then...maybe answers." And then make her pleasure you three or four times before you give her anything.
KJLD5 0
in class?
traze 7
Hell yeah in class...she just drop her contacts....
thebestof1984 0
I swear I saw this a few months ago... Hmmm.....
chino627 0
tryout for the football team then see what she says then call her a bitch
sematariux 7
what?
prince122 0
where you high as **** when you wrote this?
chino627 0
nah my 14 year old sister got a hold of my phone I didn't notice the comment till right now when I read this fml
jessecax 0
and that's when you say "then suck on my twinkie! the cream will come out for you soon enough." :F
dtbomb 3
That made my day
eatsocks 0
ohbaby :D someone has been studying cx
nephilim241 19
should've given her wrong answers like "that was a test.. you failed.. *noms twinkie* :-)"