Today, someone stole both rear view mirrors from my scooter. And where were the police? They were 500 m down the road, waiting to stop me for not having any mirrors. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my car to a car wash, and when I got it back, one of the rearview mirrors was missing. Someone knocked it off and the management refuses to cooperate on who was the thief. FML
Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML
Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML
Today, the driver side mirror of my car was smashed off and laying on the ground. On the window was a $75.00 ticket for improper equipment for not having a mirror. FML
Today, when I locked my newly repaired bike up, I carefully took the new rear light off it so that nobody could steal said light. Somebody stole my bike. At least I have a red light to play with. FML
Today, for the second time this year, my motorcycle has been stolen, with no hope of recovery. The thieves even tore out the GPS tracking unit I'd installed to prevent it happening again. FML
Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. Partially. Since I always locked it up, some asswipe thought it would be funny to steal the handlebar stem and the seat, leaving the actual handlebar dangling by the brake cables. Since there was no way to steer or sit, I had to carry my bike one mile back to my dorm. FML
Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML
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Top comments
shinigami777 1
I wanna meet the douche bags who think you deserved this. I mean WTF?!
HanisMan01 0
I thought it was funny....a scooter haha
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Comments (32)
malcolm1919 0
YDI for having a scooter. Fag.
railfan_fml 0
take pictures and sue them
thefury 0
ya a scooter, you don't really hear reports of stolen truck mirrors
abearrr 0
wellll, you do have a scooter. consider it a lesson.
HottAznChick 0
that hella sux
Frank155 5
FYL totally
jonaslover12345 0
sucks 4 u
Goople 0
in gta, you would be driving a faggio. Not to criticize you or anything but yeah
lemonzone25 17
A scooter is what they call motercycles in Europe dumbasses.
Headcrab 29
No.
gammielikeoh 0
wow thats amazing. why would someone steal mirrors??? do they need it to look at themselves to see how stupid they are???